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One mission—100 healthy years. Access 160+ lab tests, advanced imaging, and expert insights.

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@function
Function Health
22 days
A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. https://t.co/bd4hVysvre
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Function Health
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🔬Biomarker breakdown: Apolipoprotein B (ApoB) Measuring ApoB levels is important because it provides a direct count of plaque-forming cholesterol particles in the blood. It is a powerful indicator of harmful particles that drive cardiovascular risk and contribute to metabolic
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It’s time you own your health. Function starts with 100+ lab tests and personalized protocols for instant action. Tracked over time in one secure place.
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Function Health
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You don’t need symptoms. Many people use proactive MRIs and CT scans as a tool to track their health. Our MRIs scan up to 13 organs for hundreds of conditions—before problems appear. Learn more:
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Function is a groundbreaking health membership that gives you access to 160+ lab tests and advanced imaging.
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Jonathan Swerdlin
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@lexmutatio @chamath @function tests pancreatic marker Amylase and Lipase for every member. We also now offer an advanced MRI that can detect early stage pancreatic cancer, available in 180 locations today.
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@singapore_edb
Singapore EDB
2 months
How is SG, a services and finance hub in Asia, supporting the region's corporates and governments in their transition to a low-carbon future?
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Function Health
7 days
Yes, proactive MRIs exist. MRIs and CTs can help you get a better picture of your health before potential problems become real problems. 🧵
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Emi Gal
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An @ezrainc MRI is just $499 since we became part of @function
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Chamath Palihapitiya
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This attitude is why healthcare in America is both really expensive and sometimes not very good. A preventative MRI, something my friends and I do every 2-3 years, absolutely exists and has tremendous value. It is the best form of schmuck insurance: 99.9% of the time it finds
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Function Health
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No symptoms. No signs. Stage 3 tumors. Sam’s scan caught kidney cancer early—before it had a chance to grow worse. His doctor called it what it was: a second chance. This is the power of knowing sooner.
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Biomarker testing reveals whether the thyroid is functioning normally or showing signs of dysfunction. Even subtle shifts in these levels can affect energy, weight, and temperature sensitivity, making thyroid function central to daily vitality.
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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Function Health
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The thyroid gland may be small, but it has a big effect on metabolism, breathing, heart rate, digestion, body temperature, and more. Conditions associated with an overactive or underactive thyroid are common and manageable, but because the symptoms overlap with other issues,
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Thyroid disease is easy to miss. Symptoms overlap with other conditions, making detection tricky. Testing reveals imbalances that impact thyroid function. 🧵
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What’s your go-to move when your body says “something’s off”?
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Function Health
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Naz Perez and @drmarkhyman on what truly sets Function apart. One membership. Advanced imaging. Comprehensive blood tests. Cancer risk insights. A clearer way to understand your health.
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Function Health
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Your kidneys filter 50 gallons of blood every day. But many people don’t know how their kidneys are doing until something’s wrong. That’s why you need a way to test (and track) what’s happening inside your body, before it becomes a problem. Start here:
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Learn more about the Function Health team, mission, and goal to change the future of health.
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Function Health
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What’s one health stat you wish you started tracking 5 years ago?
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VistaShares
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AIS invests in companies from developed and emerging markets contributing to AI innovation. Explore how global perspectives can enhance portfolio exposure.
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Function Health
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Wayne used Function to make data-backed changes that helped him put diabetes into remission and cut most of his meds. This is what owning your health looks like.
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Function Health
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The best thing you can buy isn’t a product. It’s peace of mind. The kind that comes from knowing what’s happening inside your body — before it becomes something you can’t ignore. https://t.co/igdwAq1rGN
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What was the best health purchase you made this year that had a real impact on your quality of life?
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Function Health
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Wayne used Function to make data-backed changes that helped him put diabetes into remission and cut most of his meds. This is what owning your health looks like.
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Function Health
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With Function, you can test essential heart biomarkers like: - LDL small: An elevated level of small, dense LDL particles is associated with increased cardiovascular risk. - hs-CRP: A signal of systemic inflammation that’s linked to increased cardiovascular risk. - ApoB: A risk
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TakeProfitTrader
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Futures Traders: Now you can get 30% off for life, never pay an activation fee, and get 100% initial test refunds with your first withdrawal! Use code NOFEE100 to claim this limited time offer.
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