Chris Gardner Profile
Chris Gardner

@freestylecoder

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Speaker, Twitch affiliate, @devspaceconf organizer. I do strange things with C# and F#. I'm like the Digital Lorax. I speak for the binary trees. He/Him

Huntsville, AL
Joined August 2010
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Chris Gardner
15 days
Does anyone have a spare abyss I can borrow for a bit? I need to stare into it...
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Chris Gardner
1 month
Spawn, the Elder: I point at the American flag and say, "why is that fandom so toxic."
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Chris Gardner
2 months
It's game day! That's right, it's time for #ExtraLife. Join me all day today into tomorrow morning as I stream #PolemonLegendsZA for 24 hours to raise money for @ChildrensAL. Links in the first reply!
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2 months
Holy Smurf, y'all, we did it. And, I do mean we. I couldn't have done it without y'all. Let's keep going. @ExtraLife4Kids @ChildrensAL
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Chris Gardner
2 months
I submitted mine. Have you submitted yours?
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CodeStock
2 months
Speaker call is open! Submit your best ideas before December 2. Share your knowledge, inspire others, and connect with hundreds of tech professionals. Apply now: https://t.co/6rRSDyaJJr | #CodeStock2026
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Chris Gardner
2 months
Whelp, my current project at work is winding down. Yes, I still have a job, I will just be between projects. Having said that, if anyone wants to swoop in and talk, now is the time. Hit me up.
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3 months
Dear @WhiteHouse, I Know this is a kind shot, but My name is Rodney Smith Jr. I live in Huntsville, AL. I’m currently traveling to all 50 states mowing lawns for veterans, active duty service members, Gold Star families & widows. I’m also sharing their stories . This is my way of
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3 months
The Call for Speakers is now OPEN for CodeStock 2026 — a 2-day nonprofit conference built to Educate, Inspire, and Connect the tech community. We’re looking for talks across the spectrum of technology and professional growth. 👉 Submit your CFP today:  https://t.co/6rRSDybhyZ
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3 months
Mark your calendars!!! April 9-10, 2026, CodeStock is back!
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4 months
What she said...
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medusfour Ⓥ
4 months
Welp, guess we're getting space force. For those moving to Huntsville because of the announcement- we are not like ALABAMA Alabama, and we would like to keep it that way. We have a diverse and progressive community, with an amazing art scene.
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City of Huntsville, AL
4 months
It's official. Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville, Alabama will be the new permanent home of U.S. Space Command. 📌 Watch the announcement live: https://t.co/3PpbFvNOzt
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4 months
Home ownership 101: The penalty for fixing the lawnmower is having to immediately use the lawnmower...
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George from 🕹prodmgmt.world
4 months
Junior PM: My stakeholders won't listen to customer feedback. Senior PM: What do you tell them? Junior PM: That users are struggling with onboarding. Senior PM: What do they say? Junior PM: "That's just noise" or "edge cases." Senior PM: How do you respond? Junior PM: I
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4 months
The more I see people use JavaScript frameworks, the less I understand why anyone would want to use a JavaScript framework...
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Chris Gardner
4 months
Today's hot take: if your "AI" app is calling a COTS model, you're not doing AI. You're using a API...
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Chris Gardner
5 months
Ya know. I don't even need the jank to go away. I just need to have every step I do to remove some not make more than I fixed apparent
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Chris Gardner
5 months
Me, at work: Well, if you want it cooked correctly, you need to tell me the squirrel is on fire before it's medium rare...
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Chris Gardner
5 months
The number of "enterprise" providers that think a valid authentication method is a plain text file on a production deployment is utterly mind boggling...
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