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@free__shrugs
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why are you as a man not making an enormous bowl with 3 strong guys??
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might fuck around & get super h*gh & then rawdog the grocery store (no list).
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anytime I bring the truck down by the barn everyone thinks they’re a mechanic 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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this guy came out the womb buff as shit. 15hrs old & already STACKED
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accidentally just took som e of the most cinematic photographs of all time
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@BlairBraverman hi blair I had some little beans this year too. they’re brother and sister! say hi to lima & lentil 💘
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wyd when an unknown number texts you a picture of your dog. would it be weird to ask where he is
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it’s important to occasionally hold each of your dogs ears in your hands & rev them like your dog is a dirtbike.
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swallowing my meds dry each morning so they get lodged in my esophagus for awhile & the memory of me taking them imprints, so I don’t wonder an hr later if I took my meds.
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thank you to all of the people under my bfs tweet saying how beautiful the eggs are. thank you so much we’re all very proud of our beautiful eggs
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working in high end catering service in my 20s was really a grift to get access to rich peoples’ homes & ogle their art. the t*schs have a rothko in their dining room & an acrylic coffee table FILLED w raw cobalt 🤙🏻 very ugly object in a stunningly gorgeous room.
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nearly impossible to get them both to stay still enough to get a picture but!!!. say hi to fig & olive (fig’s a little bigger)
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my mother wanted to use up old scraps of wool my grandfather spun & dyed many many years ago & just. accidentally made the most beautiful rug in the world?? thanks mom
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70% mohair 30% wool - limited quantities. $26 per 4oz. skein + shipping. message me to order
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jupiter is trans.
Jupiter appears different in near ultraviolet light, partly because the amount of sunlight reflected back is distinct, giving differing cloud heights and latitudes discrepant brightnesses. Jupiter's largest moon Ganymede appears on the upper left [source:
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every morning (even when I’m sick!!!!) I move the girls from the barn to their pasture & they all run ahead of me except for mabeline who takes her sweet time. I respect her
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he appealed but the suspension is permanent - rip to all his beautiful posts abt jackin it
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new cashier at the grocery store was having a hard time so I told a little joke abt how the receipts always print super slow bc a little man is in there typing them by hand. … she did not laugh.
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a thing I like to do is wash a sink full of dishes and then cook myself a meal with those same dishes so that they’re all dirty again.
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there are just enough fruit flies in my house for me to start developing new mental illnesses.
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if you are seeing this you have received big boy blessings. do not squander them
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can everyone please say a prayer for my tiny friend roger thank you so much
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saw a car with the license plate CHIPPIE today & said ‘that’s chippie’ out loud to no one.
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my life really changed when I decided to move my daily medication from the inside of an ugly pill bottle to this
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tfw ur the littlest bunny on the farm & the big ones were picking on you so you scream real@loud til mom picks you up & you feel safe again
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all tuckered out after the biggest zooms of their lives (out of the nest for the first time 🥺)
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9 straight days of hosting guests … . time to go be mentally ill at the glass museum.
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