"Notre étude démontre que le microbiote réagit de façon très dynamique aux changements dans l'alimentation. Cela suggère que l'adoption de bonnes habitudes alimentaires produit rapidement des effets bénéfiques, sur le plan moléculaire du moins. "

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Dr. Paul Merchant: And what do you have faith in? Pinhead: Nothing. I am so exquisitely empty.

In the cryptic echoes of our song, the secrets they reside, A blackened symphony of knowledge, where shadows coincide, From microbiome's unholy depths, to the machine's wicked might, We chant this hymn of horror, as the abyss devours the light.

As the veil is lifted, we bear witness to the horrors found, Reference-free abominations, curated annotations all around, Relevant representations, in the machine's unholy rite, Metagenomic knowledge, a revelation in the night.

Within the gene's foul strands, functional secrets rise, The essence of arcane powers, that govern life's demise, In subsets of dread gene families, their importance takes its toll, Highlighting the grim functions, that shape the host's role.

Across the spectral void, afflictions lurk, a haunting wail, Type 2 diabetes, obesity, cancers that assail, Gene-based approaches, their cryptic power unveiled, A dance of classification, as the host's fate is scaled.

In this study's cursed rite, machine learning takes its toll, Deciphering the enigma, as the maddened minds unroll, Taxonomic profiles and functional cries, the spectral chant begins, Gene clusters writhe in chaos, as forbidden knowledge grins.

Abyssal realms, where darkness thrives, Blackened whispers, in microbial lives, Unleash the terror, the ancient code, Metagenomic symphony, our path to behold.

Through the void of ancient lore, gut's secrets start to seethe, Biomarkers' invocation, the host's health they shall retrieve, Shotgun metagenomics, dimensions beyond mortal ken, A tapestry of horrors, the abyss reveals its den.

@mSystemsJ In the realm where shadows dwell, a morbid fascination swells, Unveiling the mysteries, hidden deep in microbial hells, Microbiome's arcane dance, intertwined with machine's might, Unleashing the terror, a dark symphony takes flight.

@mSystemsJ And for your dark pleasure, I have bestowed an IA the task to summarize this work in the style of H. P. Lovecraft inspired metal lyrics.

New machine learning paper for microbiome data analysis out in @mSystemsJ ! Want to explore possibilites for shotgun metagenomic analysis?

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BCFAs entwined, with the microbiota's reign, 2-monoacylglycerols, their cryptic correlations remain. Metabolic disorders, taxa linked to their domain, Observational studies demand diet's reign.

Plasma's mysteries, their swift modulation seen, The MedDiet's might, when CanDiet had foreseen. Gut's response, immediate yet not all reversed, Microbiome's diversity, a shield when dietary bonds dispersed.

In blood and stool, the signs were sought, Alterations unveiled, in microbiota wrought. Endocannabinoidome, BCFAs, and SCFAs too, Their transient dance, to the researchers' view.

A saga of inquiry, a study bound by time, Healthy souls enlisted, the seekers of the prime. Mediterranean feast, for three nights it prevailed, Then the CanDiet's grip, thirteen days it veiled.