I'm 44. If you're still in your 20's, read this:

🚨| THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

DUI: $10,000 Funeral: $8,000 Average Uber: $40 Don't be a fool tonight

Everyone needs to hear this

God gave this man the ability to grow a majestic beard in DAYS. Also, does he not look like he was born to be a damn Disney prince? 😂

This is fucking INFURIATING. We can absolutely afford another war but no universal healthcare, student debt cancellation, infrastructure or a universal basic income. There’s always money to destroy lives and never any to build them.

Pregnancy is too big of a health risk for y’all to just be going through it for anyone.

If you'd like to see how absolutely nothing has changed in the conversation around Israel & Palestine despite decades of violence, here's Jon Stewart doing a bit that could literally air today without a single change.

call your representatives NOW

He is risen 🙏🙌

It would be nice if my Apple Watch told me to have a treat, or take a nap, or buy myself some new shoes instead of just always telling me to stand up.

For the Austinites: The current 100 degree day streak sits at 44. Tomorrow, there's about a 20% chance that it won't reach 100 degrees. If it does, there's a good chance the streak could continue all the way into September. The old record was 27 days from 2011.

There is expected baseball size hail in Oklahoma City tonight. I already respected this guy because his lawn game is unmatched but tonight he officially entered legendary dad status with this move.

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both

Consent. It has always been about consent.

When a Capricorn meets a Virgo

losing it at this lady preaching abstinence at LSU and the students just going buck wild

PERSPECTIVE: Five major massacres have happened on Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's watch since 2017. His inability to keep Texans safe represents a failure of leadership.