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I am quietly lovely to behold, mortal...gaze not long into the wonder that is me, you risk your very sanity..
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I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to [His] Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable.
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health insurance has reached the point where it pays for virtually nothing
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"Years ago, anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture. The student expected Mead to talk about fishhooks or clay pots or grinding stones.
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Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts, Mead said."
We are at our best when we serve others. Be civilized.
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A broken femur that has healed is evidence that someone has taken time to stay with the one who fell, has bound up the wound, has carried the person to safety and has tended the person through recovery.
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But no. Mead said that the first sign of civilization in an ancient culture was a femur (thighbone) that had been broken and then healed. Mead explained that in the animal kingdom, if you
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break your leg, you die. You cannot run from danger, get to the river for a drink or hunt for food. You are meat for prowling beasts. No animal survives a broken leg long enough for the bone to heal.
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to my uk peeps
this is coming to you
fight tooth and nail for your national health service
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The Goddess Kali in Tampaksiring Indonesia. Incredible.
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exactly like Vietnam
when you mess with the money they start busting heads
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@s_hal_a
the American public has been thoroughly propagandized beginning with Madison avenue up to today's corporate monopoly of mass media
and it works
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Recently young adults in Europe are finding ways to beat facial recognition software by covering up or shading specific points on their faces that the software tracks. You're not allowed to do this but students are rebelling by claiming that this is how they want to express ..
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State of Texas still requires employees to sign loyalty oath to Israel
why in the fuck would we need this?
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there are more PhD's in China than we have college students
maybe we shouldn't punish people who desire higher education with student loan debt that plagues them for the rest of their life
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how's it going capitalism?
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Jesus Christ!
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I'm older than dirt and it's been my experience that voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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Mass civil disobedience is all we have left. The system isn't going to work.
-Chris Hedges
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On this day 155 years ago, President Abraham Lincoln ordered 38 Dakota Warriors to be hung. It was the largest mass execution in U.S. history, but this will never be talked about in any history class
#Dakota38
#NeverForget
#murica
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that's why FedEx, UPS, Amazon, et al, are having the USPS phased out
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the US military has the largest carbon footprint on the planet
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how were zionists able to maintain this charade for all these years?
they appear to be stupid
“Oh!” When she realized she just said the quiet part out loud lmao
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capitalism won't go down without a fight
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normally I don't share these schmaltzy feel good pieces, but this one is special
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The senate pandemoniterian makes $88.46 /hr
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I wish our government cared about the welfare of the citizens of the united States as much as they care about Ukraine
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Internationally, the US ranks 125th for literacy. 54% of Americans between 16-74 read below a sixth-grade level.
ironic that we spend more than a civilized country for education and get these results
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