Cameron Luke Ratliff
@fluffopotamus88
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a new god, raging at the fact of his own existence. a swollen boil for which no lance has been forged. the earth trembles. NYT bestselling author. not a doctor.
Joined December 2011
thank you for the ride of a lifetime. alabama, goodnight.
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nick saban arriving to bryant-denny stadium to coach in the iron bowl (2020)
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me trying to find my friends in the bar after talking to someone else for literally two minutes
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wonder if tua could play dixieland delight on his ukulele.
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i could write 1,000,000 words trying describing what this team and this school have meant to me, but the truth is that words fall short of meaning. thank you for the ride of a lifetime @AlabamaMBB.
Big thank you to @fluffopotamus88 for all he's done leading the @Crimson_Chaos as a student here!!!. #RollTide | #BlueCollarBasketball
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jalen throwing a td on the first play of likely his final appearance in BDS was the loudest i’ve heard BDS in my time here.
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is. is that a whole chicken?.
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jalen’s last game in BDS. this was his first play. by far the loudest i have heard BDS in my time here.
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i will finish college having attended 44 of the tide’s past 45 conference and postseason games, including 42 in a row. what a freaking ride it’s been.
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was so happy to have mom in the coliseum for tonight. it was her first basketball game.
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kyler murray leaving the stadium after losing to tua again
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tomorrow
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COLEMAN COLISEUM. PARKING LOT ENTRANCE. BE THERE TO WELCOME YOUR CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS HOME.
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i’ve got sad news. after today’s game, i am choosing to retire my plaid jacket. it has just been through too much in the past year and is beginning to wear beyond repair. they say “if you love something, let it go,” so i’m letting it go. enjoy your retirement. au revoir!
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last night we. -reached student capacity in less than thirty minutes.-wore crimson.-got REALLY loud.-watched our team beat undefeated auburn.-proved why we’re the best students in the nation. give yourselves a pat on the back, you deserve it. let’s do it again saturday.
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ladies and gentlemen,. YOUR Alabama Crimson Tide Men’s Basketball Team are CHAMPIONS of the Southeastern Conference for the first time since 2002! . celebrate accordingly! #RollTide.
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mcfarland boulevard has been under construction for well over 20 years.
MUST SEE: This is extraordinary. A tunnel inserted beneath a motorway in 48 hours in Holland, seen here in fast time lapse video. Drainage work on my nearest main road have been ongoing for 4 months. 🤔 .
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nice of them to let kyler murray deliver the game ball.
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such a great leader. almost led georgia to a win over south carolina last year.
The Bills just got one of the greatest leaders in college football. @GeorgiaFootball's Jake Fromm ➡️ @BuffaloBills
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SABAN 3:16 SAYS IVE BEEN MEDICALLY CLEARED TO KICK YOUR ASS.
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looks like we’re starting mac jones.
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hope kyler murray enjoys his economy flight on jetblue.
@Tuaamann already on his way home! Rehabbing on the way. On to the Playoffs! #OutworkYesterday #RollTide
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najee harris is short for nativity jesus harris.
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wins against stephen f austin in 2019:. alabama: 1 .duke: 0.
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absolute scenes at coleman coliseum tonight as people are already lined up to see the tide play jacksonville state tomorrow!
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WELCOME TO THE “KIRA LEWIS IS STAYING AT ALABAMA” PARTY. INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
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before this game starts, i want to reiterate that if you are simultaneously a fan of alabama football AND kentucky/duke/north carolina basketball, you are the worst person on the face of the planet and deserve to go hungry tomorrow.
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KYLER MURRAY’S MOM SLEEPS DURING HIS GAMES AND Y’ALL ARE GONNA GIVE HIM A HEISMAN???.
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how are YOU preparing for Alabama Basketball Gameday?. i’m deleting dating apps from my phone and devoting myself to only meeting women at bars because sometimes in basketball you have to get a three the old fashioned way.
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allowed one touchdown over the past 16 football quarters
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when mcgregor finishes in 40 seconds he’s praised but when i do it i’m made fun of smh.
Conor McGregor is back. He finishes Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone just 40 seconds into the 1st round. It was the 2nd-fastest win of McGregor's UFC career.
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wow! the scene outside coleman coliseum just now. students are FIRED UP about the #IBOBB™️!
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good morning. the crimson tide is SEC regular season and tournament champions.
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KIRA LEWIS ANNOUNCING TO TWITTER THAT HE IS STAYING AT ALABAMA (2019)
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they put oats on finebaum with airpods. we are once again making a statement about our tremendous wealth.
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so thankful for these guys. they’ve made such an impact on me and have taken me in as one of their own since day one. nothing but love!
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i’ve hitched my wagon to alabama basketball and i’ll be damned if i’m jumping off.
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literally the stuff legends are made of. where were you when herbert jones made two free throws with one hand? people are gonna be asking for a long time.
WHAT. A. BEAST. 😤. @_hoopinglife came to play tonight. Who needs two hands? . #RollTide #BlueCollarBasketball
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is your child texting about alabama athletics? here are some codes they might be using:. SKB = saban knows best.226 = 2nd & 26.Y🐂 = young bull.AJINFC = avery johnson is not a fat coach.1941? = 1941?.HBS = herb jones’ son.PTI = put tua in.IBDNM = iron bowl did not matter.
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sark was interviewing for texas during the second half yesterday it all makes sense now.
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absolute scenes outside coleman coliseum as people have come out in droves to defend nate oats for coming after coach k.
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woke up this morning and my basketball team was 4-0 in conference play.
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that’s not just a win for the tide, that’s a win for america.
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i get to watch my basketball team play in hinkle fieldhouse today.
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it’s #worldmentalhealthday. last year was the most mentally taxing year of my life. i took up journaling in an attempt to move my feelings out of my body and onto paper. today i opened my journal and am in disbelief of how far i have come in only a year. i would like to share.
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i cannot say enough about the @Crimson_Chaos tonight. when our leadership group found this organization, it was in the gutter. the turnaround was long and frustrating, but we made it back to where we belong. this one is for everyone who helps do what we did tonight.
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SEC tournament week. the gang is getting back together.
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the face you make when this is the most adorable thing you have ever seen
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there’s a reason they don’t call him malachi less.
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the tide was really down 22 in the second half and had a chance to win the game. what great fight from this team.
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look how happy OUR dad is.
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you cannot win the national championship if you lose to south carolina i do not make the rules.
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will probably be harder for him to recruit at samford than at mountain brook.
Source: Mountain Brook High School (Birmingham) head coach Bucky McMillan is a leading candidate for the head coaching vacancy at Samford.
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najee harris is short for nativity jesus harris.
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y’all need to pay attention to what @AlabamaWBB is doing. they just handled mizzou 74-59 on the road to start off conference play and jordan lewis had a career high 27 points. still undefeated. 8-0. this team is good.
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when i walk past a mirror at the party.
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every night i go to sleep knowing that i attend and am a representative of the best school in the world, the university of alabama. tonight is no different. it is an incredible feeling to be a member of this fine institution.
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today is maybe the longest day in recorded human history.
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najee harris is short for nativity jesus harris.
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i chose to go to The University without being coerced by a strong ass offer. trendon watford went to LSU because he was given dirty money to go there. he is not “1 of us.” we are not the same.
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both gone.
Alabama has announced that Nick Saban and Tua Tagovailoa will hold a press conference on Monday at 11 am CT.
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bama fans when bama makes 17 3’s and shoots 80% from the line
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IT’S A BAD NIGHT TO BE A COLD BEER IN KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE!.
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teams that have beaten ole miss and have a normal sized coach: . -alabama. teams that have lost to ole miss, cheat, and have fat coach:. -auburn.
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we have a name. we’re the Crimson Chaos, and we’re just getting started.
College basketball is getting real down in Alabama, y'all.
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there’s a reason they don’t call him malachi less.
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najee harris is short for nativity jesus harris.
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if the tide wins in arkansas tonight i’m going to federal prison.
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if you watched alabama at any point this year, you knew herbo was the conference’s best player. the stat sheet was impressive, but he does so many things that don’t show up in numbers. the kid was never once out of position all year, was an influence in every facet of the game.
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