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Femme according to everyone but my girlfriend // Huge dork // Shy artist I drink way too much coffee Avatar by @delameyart
That Gay Shit
Joined November 2012
lesbians spotted in an unexpected place day massively improved
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yesterday someone said "monorepo" within earshot of me and my cortisol spiked we need to make certain kinds of software talk illegal in bay area public spaces
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my hair reminded me that I'm cute today
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after attending a dork ass wedding this weekend I think I need a dress sword for formal occasions
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it's just polite to let people know potential dealbreakers up front
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From Ted Chiang's recent New Yorker essay about AI. I totally agree with this:
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trying to buy clothes online as a girl who is into girls is so hard dude, i can't ever tell if i really like the fits or if i just think the model wearing them is pretty
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paid for blue checks filtering to the top of replies is actually sick, now most of the shit I don't want to read is all clumped up
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Fourth of July hot take: This day is so reliably foggy in SF every year that it’s ridiculous we have fireworks. Run a laser light show! They look great in the fog and the city can brag about environmentalism or something. It’d probably be cheaper too.
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don’t think I don’t notice those of you who thought you could sneak into paying for Twitter once people stopped yelling about it
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BREAKING: Sony Pictures Entertainment has acquired popular dine-in movie theater chain Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.
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i should make a tshirt out of this to wear to tech networking events
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big miscalculation on the admin’s part, “the floor is lava and the consequence is jail” is the kind of loony tunes engineering challenge MIT students salivate for
VP of MIT grad union explaining that they are standing on a ladder because they have been banned from setting foot on campus
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I don't jobpost much anymore but this is exactly why tech cos need to reward people who spend time getting to know a project deeply and well latency spikes are easy to dismiss when you're only a year in on a project and just wanna ship investigation requires an owner with care
Plans to literally "hack the planet" foiled due to 500ms of latency that Andres instinctually investigated. The latency was due how the malicious code parsed symbol tables in memory. https://t.co/WNExkhVbTx
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girls want only one thing and it starts with L
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tried to type “good night” to someone and ios autocorrected to “good nightmare” so that’s my new sign off
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if you're built like this DM me immediately
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the super bowl would be a lot cooler if they made out after every tackle
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