Flick McFlame
@flounder_n2
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| retired slayer of virgins | co-producer of “bootylicious” | blonde enthusiast | #1 haley concourse cropduster in the 🌎
Chunky, MS
Joined March 2024
sounds like a bunch of fucking baloney. can’t wait for week 1 when baylor shoves their shiny fucking gold helmets so far up our asses that we will be crying all the way from WACO FUCKING TEXAS to auburn. fuck this team and fuck you hugh.
Hugh Freeze was asked today to clarify the play-calling situation. Here is his explanation.
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just asked my boss if instead of buying my lunch every friday he could fund my tinder gold.
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borderline blacked out at first company happy hour… safe to say I’m the bosses favorite intern already.
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“if I killed myself would you be sad” uhhh yeah no what’s your name??.
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just met my rocket HR lady for the first time in person and I think I pissed my pants.
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yeah man lemme just vet you real quick so I can make sure your fit to take my load.
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mark my words I will do a keg stand on the nitro cold brew keg in the middle of the office one day.
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had a nightmare I was an hour late to my first day of work and megan moroney dyed her hair brown.
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can these ching chongs fucking hurry up with my pei wei order.
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florida girls are just different man I ran out of tinder swipes in 2 minutes.
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met my internship roomate for the first time and the first thing he moved in was a case of beer… flick is in for a helluva summer.
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