I feel like they couldn’t have done this without Mary Brown’s: the Official Chicken Sandwich of the Toronto Blue Jays

@Sportsnet so are you going to refund everyone? Because that is insane!! $400 a year and it crashes in the middle of the most important game?!?!

@Sportsnet Trust me, it’s YOU, not me

Paid $30 for @Sportsnet to watch the World Series only for it to crash in the 7th inning

@Sportsnet going down during the 7th inning of game seven of the World Series is genuinely insane. For something this expensive made by a company with more money than God you’d think it would work.

Yesavage vs Shohei, top of 7th, and my Sportsnet stream goes down lmao what a joke

Sportsnet giving me an error and kicking me out right when Yesavage is about to throw the 3-1 pitch to Ohtani What an awful and ridiculous service

Thanks @Sportsnet glad we’re playing for a streaming subscription that shits out during 7th inning World Series (yes, we tried multiple devices)

The @Sportsnet stream cutting out during multiple World Series games is why oligopolies are terrible in a way that you can tangibly experience. Rogers should get hit by a pitch. @Rogers #LetsTalk

Going to see Pink Pantheress last night made me feel like the Dad from Trap

I would like to be the new managing editor of @nplusonemag . I have a lotta great ideas that will increase circulation and maintain the storied publication’s reputation. First up, baby, we’re adding a centrefold.

Hooters “And We Danced” playing on the PA at LaGuardia is a fitting way to end this special @bestshow4life weekend. I’m watching the Blue Jays lose on my phone and spending 26 USD on a turkey sandwich.

I have two tickets to @bestshow4life live on Sat for sale. Bought them before I realized I had a wedding to go to. I’ll be there Sunday! … but in the meantime, #Brooklyn show up #Newbridge #Please

who needs affordable housing when we have

I don’t think Taylor Swift knows what a showgirl is or does or what their lives are like

Absolute filth

Baseball rules because sometimes a coach or manager or whatever blows a big bubble with his bubble gum right there in the dugout. And also because they’re all caked up.

New theory: Taylor intentionally made a bad album so she can have a redemption arc

Little songwriting tip for Sum 41: “El Niño “doesn’t rhyme with “El Camino”

I am so so so tired of 3-4 interviews per job and even trying to do the job and then not getting the job because I am not perfect at the job because it’s not yet my job.