true love is sending your partner a voice memo of your stomach growling for 20 seconds straight and they think it's awesome

In the plurb we all fam #Pluribus

im all for the abolishment of gender roles or whatever but i think it will always be a mans duty to pirate the sims dlc for his girlfriend

growing up is realizing that your parents are fucking liars and there are in fact a LOT of people who put a whole sleeve of crackers in their chicken noodle soup #CrackerGate

i cant lie, silksong was pretty good!

“Where did all my milk go?” The engorged one:

is there a way to make going to school forever my job

fucked up in the crib playing balala❗️🃏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #balatro

my girlfriend and i are both in stem with high GPAs but still solve our laptop issues like this (this found us the solution btw)

it's been over a year already omg 🙀

it's a lay on ur back with ginger ale in ur mouth and pretend you're mount vesuvius massacring the people of pompeii kinda night

Lest we forgor 💀

more junji ito on @fkachoft today 😎

finished up the first part of the sleeve the white on my inner elbow hurt so fucking bad but it was worth it thank you @alexalachuta 😭

i had to try a lot of things, talk to a lot of people and come to terms with some hard truths about myself but i'm glad i didn't give up. it took a long time to figure it out and i'm still figuring shit out but for the first time in a long time, the path forward feels clear

getting over the feeling of it seeming like it's too late to turn things around and start fixing things was really hard. things still aren't perfect but they're a lot better than they were. just wanted to post this in case there's anyone else out there who feels like i did

i was pretty deeply unhappy for the past five years, felt like i was just moving in circles and lost my ability to feel anything real for a long time. happy to report i've gone back to school, am doing well and feel happier than i have in a long time

also it's a coverup if you couldn't tell 😅

i've never tweeted free promo for @alexalachuta for the other tattoos she's done for me so i figured i could at least do it for the big one the start of a junji ito sleeve, i love it so much will post the finished product next week when we wrap up this first piece :-)

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.