Jaz 🌜🧚🏻
@fitfdnp
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chronic shitposter |⭑ Dan and Phil 🐹🥀 ⭑| Louis *.☽| Merlin ࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔| ✈︎ ⚢ malene ♡
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Joined February 2011
Sorry but asking to see a railcard is such nonce behaviour
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if you witnessed “phil lester ur a genius” in real time then you are due for a pap smear
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If anyone ever wondered what type of person I am, I was thinking about the things I can’t wait to do once I can walk again and the first thing I said was I cannot wait to go to the duck pond
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a leaked setlist of the wbwt! please take this with a grain of salt as always :)
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Number 1 in the UK!! Absolutely mind blown. The amount of hard work I’ve seen from every fan to support this record is a different class. This is a fan base where every individual makes such a huge difference. Thank you to all of you!
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Tonight’s gig is a celebration for everyone. Not just the people in the room but also for everyone that’s given everything for this record! Can’t fucking wait!
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My wife has shaped our collected shower hairs into the shape of a vagina. How lesbian.
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CORDIAL INVITE TO JOIN CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF OUR PHIL
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Don’t do drugs kids. For the sake of everyone around you, east London didn’t need to hear ‘give it your finest suck’ from these two
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9 years ago today I got high for the first time and got so stoned I freaked the fuck out so I sat outside my hotel watching dan and phil out loud on my laptop for 2 hours
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Dan Howell has infiltrated my Etsy recommendations further than just dan and phil designs…
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