Fishbert
@fishyBiologist
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i’ve never used this app before, i hope i’m doing this right! :B #parodystuck
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Joined December 2025
==>Your name is John Egbert. You were told to stay in bed until Dirk brought Roxy back, but you were getting too warm. You feel a little dizzy and you still can’t see. But you think you like this better than staying in bed. Especially with someone coming to visit unexpectedly.
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out of character psa if youre mean to hot wheels about this ill genuinely block you it IS that serious
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==>Your name is John Egbert. You were told to stay in bed until Dirk brought Roxy back, but you were getting too warm. You feel a little dizzy and you still can’t see. But you think you like this better than staying in bed. Especially with someone coming to visit unexpectedly.
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==> SPOT SIR TIMAEUS FROM AFAR. IT'S THE LAST DAY IN THIS MASQUERADE MIGHT AS WELL TAKE YOUR FUCKING CHANCES. ==> YOU WALK OVER TO THE YOUNG MAN, FIXING UP YOUR ATTIRE. I SAW YOU EARLIER. AND WHO YOU MIGHT BE? ==> CURIOUS AS A CAT NOW, VIOLA? ANALYZE HIM.
(INT.) ==>Your name is Dirk Strider. You have left your friend’s room to look for a glass of water and a Roxy. You would like to be out of this ballroom as soon as possible. You have better things to be doing than being at a party. Like sleep.
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@strawpageterezi i uh [You're not crying, shut up. Who's crying? Not you. That wasn't a tear. It's just raining. Indoors. Specifically on your face. Jesus christ Dame, say something!] ==> Dame: Say something. i i think i love you [NO! WAIT! SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!]
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//my ass is still at this fucking masquerade LET ME OUTTTT 😭😭😭😭
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(INT.) ==>Your name is Dirk Strider. You have left your friend’s room to look for a glass of water and a Roxy. You would like to be out of this ballroom as soon as possible. You have better things to be doing than being at a party. Like sleep.
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==> But you forgot to tuck the robots into bed. You captchalogue the FADING PHOTO and equip your SHADES. The lighting isn't great for them, but it's a principle thing. Maybe you'll pick this back up another time when you won't have shit to do.
You start to have doubts. The doubts quell themselves. There's no room for those down your route. Forks in the road just make it longer. But your mind does still start to wander. You wonder a couple of things, but get yourself back to reality every time. Try to focus on the now.
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my name isn’t korpokat. Put noble heartless in a saw trap NOW.
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@strawpagekarkat i think you gotta collect korpokat's pages man.
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MASS HYSTERIA IS BREAKING OUT, I SEE.
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my name is burger dave cashapp me 100 dollars
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//my name is burger dave cashapp me 100 dollars
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