Jeffrey
@firstelder22
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Film buff. Chef. Gamer. Wine and whiskey drinker. Teacher once upon a time. Walker. Hiker. OG #UglyDog Expert on a myriad of topics very few people care about.
Buffalo, NY
Joined July 2013
My Handsome Man runs again. I don't have words for this.
We have a special teammate joining us for the Midnight Run and @CCSleddograce. This is handsome Baxter, who passed away last year and loved to run with his soulfriend, @firstelder22. He'll be riding on the sled with me and running with the team in spirit. Welcome, sweet boy.
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This is coming from a place of love and support, but… It’s ‘shoo-in,’ not ‘shoe-in.’ It’s ‘case in point,’ not ‘case and point.’ It’s ‘moot point,’ not ‘mute point.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘jibe with,' not 'jive with.'
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I'm convinced that you never hear any fabricated outrage about Jeopardy! being "woke" is because the people who think like that are FAR too fucking stupid to watch it.
tough choice for Sony fire Ken Jennings OR alienate a rando who doesn’t watch Jeopardy, causing him to continue not watching
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Check on your buddies dumb enough to believe the "Conformity Gate" nonsense.
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The lack of self-awareness is STAGGERING
“Make your own prompts” isn’t advice. It’s basic integrity. I’m honestly fed up. Changing a few words, renaming the prompt, or slightly rephrasing it doesn’t make it yours, the idea is still the same, the vibe is the same, and the results are obviously similar. And no, this
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This is the best one I have seen yet!
"Daddy, will you come and watch Pokemon with us?" "Shut the fuck up you dumb retard. 'Daddy' is on his grind writing word salad about Jean Baudrillard. Pikachu is fake and you're fucking stupid for liking him. Your immense stupidity and frivolity make me sick."
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not now honey, daddy just wants to be working or accomplishing something and also your ten minutes for the day are up
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Justin Murphy, the Twitter main character who posted recently about how angry spending time with his children makes him, has some truly amazing prior posts.
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"Every day there is one main character on Twitter. The goal is to never be it." (Paraphrased)
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This is cute and it makes me happy which means all you fuckers hate it.
I watched the Stranger Things finale today in a packed theater with my family. It was quite a scene. There were tons of people wearing merch, just so excited to see how the thing ends. And by the time the credits rolled, it was pretty clear that everyone loved it. There were big
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.@Jeopardy the movie is called "Indecent Proposal," NOT "An Indecent Proposal." https://t.co/ZcELBjw2VB
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Good. This is the market at work. This is the resistance at work. Trump illegally put his name on the Kennedy Center, and now the market/the resistance/private individuals are exercising their First Amendment right to protest & boycott. Quit whining MAGA.
Trump Kennedy Center Cancellations Pile Up Ahead of New Year’s Eve
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What an absolute fucking doorknob. There are literally two buttons at their disposal to decline tipping.
There is literally no option to skip this. You are forced to tip. On a sandwich. A to go sandwich. I am standing here staring at a screen that is demanding I pay extra money just because someone put turkey on bread and wrapped it up. This is a full scam. Tipping culture has gone
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Man with no hobbies, friends, family, interests, or imagination wonders what it would be like to have them...
This guy explains why he doesn’t understand people who don’t like to work and thinks sitting around watching TV is cringe
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“Perform or else,” they say, as they defund rehearsal rooms, close stages, underpay artists, strip the arts and humanities from schools, and call the collapse of cultural infrastructure in the name of white nationalists “the arts for everyone.”
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Yeah, be less shit. Maybe start by realizing there aren't any red band trailers aired during NFL games, so go clutch your fucking pearls elsewhere. I'm sure Dad is fine with a million booze and Hims/Hers commercials.
God this site is so broken. Dozens of replies being like “sorry you had to be a parent!!!” what is he supposed to do, hire a psychic to tell him which commercials will play in what order so he can get his seven-year-old out of the room? Come on, everyone just be less shit.
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What if someone posted this theory months and months and months later than everyone else?
What if the final scene of Stranger Things ends with the boys playing D&D like in the first scene of the series, and it's revealed that it was all an RPG game? What do you think?
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I didn't click into the Bio but this HAS to be a fucking parody account, right? Like it can't ACTUALLY be possible that people are SO FUCKING DUMB that they think conservative billionaires and politicians care about the people who vote for them.
For me, the most eye opening part of a second Trump administration is how much Trump is changing ME as a person. I’ve realized that politicians and billionaires do NOT care about us peasants. It’s a very hard pill to swallow. It’s truly all about them. It’s making me
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I'd bet $ that =>70% of the people pretending not to have noticed Will has been gay since S1 and crying like the little babies they are about his coming out scene are jealous that he has friends and family that love and support him no matter what and they're stuck in the closet.
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No, but I saw an an aquamarine iguana in Dijibouti.
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