Crowdstrike: a software platform for simulating a crowd going on strike

Last week I said goodbye to my mother as she passed away peacefully. She will be missed. RIP Mam 💔

No comment #Nike #Tardigrade

This morning I saw a neighbor exit their apartment wearing a mask, only to pull it down and light their cigarette. 🤔

GoldenEye, the greatest Bond theme tune ever. No contest. RIP Tina Turner.

💥NEW NATIONAL 200M RECORD FOR RHASIDAT ADELEKE💥 22.34 (+1.8) for @rhasidatadeleke at the Tom Jones Memorial Invitational in Florida, smashing her previous record of 22.52a which she clocked in Albuquerque earlier this year🔥🔥 Result: https://t.co/SLBptVJl9C #IrishAthletics

9.1 seconds and I bet the audio still doesn't work.

“Yes, of course! He thought it would be a great idea, great fun, to pour water on this young novice’s mattress. But of course, 20 years later the smile has been very much wiped off Daniel Levy’s face.” @FrTedQOTD

This President is small. This President is also far away. @FrTedQOTD

10k best time today! https://t.co/JYvPllOJRb

One year today 😥

Why are the Giants on -7 points? I do not claim to be a hand egg expert.

Never trust people who like cold quiche.

Not the first time Harry has f*cked over the Palace recently #CRYTOT #COYS

Best of luck to my niece Aoife this weekend in Turin.

I hope they all have strong Northside Dublin accents.

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This is still funny as a 40yo Dubliner.

Is this @Jarlath saying his goodbyes to London? 😂