Nothing screams don't use @optus like a 177 second ping time (max), 1hr 54 minutes and 17 retries to download a 153MByte file. Thanks @optus you really are spectacularly shit.

This is quite old now but pretty much sums up why I truly think containers are the wrong approach to packaging:

So this year is definitely off to a better start than last year: I think I've found the funniest TV series (Staged); discovered possibly my favourite D&B album (Fanu — Daylightless, which ironically is from 2007) and nothing has died.

@Ghost_In_Exile @alexhardy Remember, if America hadn’t received help from the French in the War of Independence, Trump might be speaking English now.

Happiness is a command called `apt-get purge nodejs`

Nominative Fuckwitism — when you repeatedly work with fuckwits who have the same name.

It seems I spend more time typing characters to make search engines not give what I don't want than I do typing characters to give what I do want.

Every time a woman is told she's 🙄too emotional, 🙄too ambitious, 🙄too loud, 🙄too bossy, 🙄too sensitive, 🙄too much, don't just roll your eyes. Speak up against sexism every time. #GenerationEquality

The most common response to the question "Why are you using Jira?": It wasn't my choice!

cd internet rm -rf yaml

Stand up for inclusion. Stand up for diversity. Stand up for justice. Stand up for peace. Stand up for unity. Stand up for love. Stand up for human rights. Stand up for equality. #GenerationEquality

Has anyone else completely lost track of what day it is?

I'm going through The Doors back catalogue. It seems I shouldn't have paid attention to the people at uni who rolled their eyes when I mentioned them. What's the expression? Oh yeah, better late then never.

Since hearing about today's UK election result I've desperately trying to come up with words to express my dismay. It's now late and I have failed.

It's on days like this I fuck loath humanity.

The people have spoken. We need new people.

I've just watched a possum fall out of the roof. That's not something I've seen before!

In the interests of not having a fridge-hiding fascist in power please, pretty fucking please, can everyone in the UK not vote Tory. Please.

Can someone invent something similar to a babelfish that compresses a presentation into something that isn't really long and tedious. You will have my eternal gratitude.