@JFrankensteiner Every man in Silence of the Lambs looks directly into the camera when they're either consciously or subconsciously hitting on Starling. But the guy that gets the date in the end? Pilcher. He's the one guy who can't look directly into the camera.

The process of dissolving Alberta‘s identity and then reconstituting itself, trying to make its own military and currency and central bank and healthcare system and police force, etc… will take about 400 or 500 years.

After all 61 first nations groups get their day *automatically in the Supreme Court, then the all provinces get to sue AB based on their confederation age. All of them. Do you think they’re not going to be a bit upset when AB destroys Canada? There will be some slow court there.

Do you think America wants to pick up the tab for this? What a joke. If you’re Donald Trump, and you don’t like footing the bill for other countries/NATO and all that posturing, do you think he’s gonna wanna pay for decades of aimless and very expensive hurtin’ Albertan BS?

Basically, Alberta would become a sueable entity to the point of ridiculousness. It would be in a state of constantly having to explain self in court. Even if it dissolves itself and renames itself “Truck Balls” there’s no hiding from due process.

…that’s before the rest of the inertia: investor claims, injunctions cancelled contracts, pipelines, pensions/CPP, mobility & citizenship rights, federal lands, banking/currency, cities, policing, trade treaties, and endless duty-to-consult lawsuits. Separation = litigation

(3) Canada—debt/assets/borders (~5–10). (4) Other provinces (~6–12). ~90–170 cases total. Cost to AB before exit: $1–3B+ in legal fees alone…. Cont’d

#AlbertaIndependence Alberta separation isn’t a referendum—it’s a court marathon. Order: (1) SCC constitutional reference (1 case). (2) Treaty Nations—~61 First Nations = ~40–60 cases with veto power in practice.… Cont’d

Wisconsin's "Jump Around" vs. #19 Penn State https://t.co/hrpOTS1uEI via @YouTube

But that’s not how sovereignty functions. Greenland can’t just vote itself into the US without Denmark, dissolve treaties or fuck with international law. Same with AB: no unilateral exit, no yes/no referendum (see Quebec 95 and commiserate legal restructuring) and the natives😂

If you had to guess, how many first nation groups we’ll have to deal with Alberta in the Supreme Court? What’s your guess? I guessed 10. The correct answer is 61. All with different fiduciary, resource, infrastructure, and billable hours. The trials will be paid for by Alberta.

Your father hates you. You know this. It’s tragic and I feel sympathy for you. But at some point, you’re going to have to be an adult, re-parent yourself (because you were raised by a pedophile), and forgive yourself because it’s not your fault that your father is a psychopath.

Just look at this useless twat. This guy couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat. What an accelerated and exponentially driven shit bag this fucking void driven idiot is.

never been to a canadian brewhouse dont plan on going to one

Ha ha ha. Oh my God, you’re not even being ironic? What a fucking tool. This is the dumbest shit in human history. It’s dumber than a pile of elephant shit.

Please, Alberta do everything you can to help this man find his testicles. Look everywhere. Look anywhere you think a grown man might lose his testicles (and therefore his very sense of courage and manliness).

Calling Canadians a “parasite class” is truck-ball grievance cosplay. If your politics needs an enemy that badly, it’s not freedom you’re after, it’s permission to be a daft cunt. Alberta used to be so cool and have so much courage and now it’s a wasteland of stunned pussies.

Albertan, the eastern Canadian parasite class will keep taking more and more. They'll keep making it harder to find good jobs or make a living, they'll decide what you can't do. They aren't going to give you your freedom. You have to take it. Independence is the only way.

@DustyRoseYYC You really nailed me on that one Dusty Rose, you old scum-queen. But hey, surely we can all agree that if you can’t support yourself, then we’re going to have to start sewing giant bras together that will support us properly - especially while we’re jogging with these ideas.

@ffrwpause Retweeting your own nonsense is a surefire way to make it legitimate. 🤣😂😅😂

Why does everybody think that they deserved to hold Press conferences now? We used to do that if important public figures had endured witnessed something that stood to affect all of our lives. Now some fuck face can hold up press conference when they switch syrup brands.