Modern-day Picasso
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Microsoft SME, Windows OSD/SCCM Deployment Artist. Spreading Microsoft's Best Practices worldwide, even the ones Microsoft hasn't thought of yet.
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Joined June 2009
Go to God in prayer, my daughter. Clearly, she’s done something different. She did something right, while you can’t even offer top to a man without him turning you down. She had a plan, and executed it nicely. Be happy for her and stop hatin’!.
Q3. My tooth-shaped, 🦷, unattractive cousin Natalie told me she was moving to the North to find a good husband. She asked to be my roommate for a few months. I warned her to stay in Nashville cuz ain’t no good men in Chicago but she insisted. Natalie, a barber, saved her money.
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Yeah, picture that!.
Q6. Two years ago, I went on a date with this super nerdy guy from work because he kept offering to take me to dinner, and I was hungry. He works in IT, he has money but he’s not my type. Not at all. He took me to this fancy spot and he splurged on dinner. I listened to him talk.
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I’m confused! How are you going to make a husband out of him? That’s not possible. Or have I been practicing manhood differently all these years?.
Q5. My boyfriend of 4 years is Roland. His mom is a braid stylist. I paid her $600 for micro braids; I got high and slept while she braided my hair; 19 hours later my braids looked like doll baby hair plugs. I refused to pay her. She called Roland. Things went left when he threw.
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Listen.
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Here’s the real deal: Yes, you were wrong for filing eviction behind his back, but let me tell you where it all went left. The second I saw that the tenant hadn’t paid rent for 3 months, I knew exactly what was up. PSA: Never mix business and pleasure, especially when someone.
Q1. Husband and I invested in a 3-flat building. We live on the top floor, tenants live on the other floors. My first floor tenant hasn’t paid rent in three months. Husband said he’d get the rent. I doubted that, (tenant is a couch potato who lost her job) so I fast-tracked the.
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Facts!.
This gentleman is spot-fucking-on. 🔥🔥🔥 So many Americans have no idea how the economy works, but especially Republican MAGA fascists. Compared to the loathsome piece of shit, Herbert Hoover was an economic genius. That's how fucking inept Trump was. He was a fucking disaster.
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It doesn’t make sense.
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Wow. Hope everyone is ok.
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This is what democracy looks like.
President Reagan on immigration: . “This is one of the most important sources of America's greatness. Anybody from any corner of the world can come to America to live and become an American. We draw our people, our strength, from every country and every corner of the world”
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…And the memes keep on coming!.
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Hilarious!.
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