the scubing diver
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Gasoline-loving spiders cause Mazda car recall for second time - It just likes the smell of gasoline, an auto analyst told Reuters at the time. ▪ 32, 🔞, white
Joined July 2009
idk if it will help anyone to hear this but the views number is also just like not real. it isn't counting a real thing. it's inflated by a bazillion refreshes and times it was somewhere on the page when someone had their timeline open. it doesn't mean anything.
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here’s my breakthrough model of mental illness. i find it very hard to answer questions about my “mood” because my “mood” is generally good even if i can’t “eat” or “brush my teeth” so this helps me to conceptualize/explain how i’m doing (“pretty bad”)
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Had a dream about a male supplement ad that was like "are you TIRED of getting CUCKOLDED and HYUCKOLDED by your girl?" And hyuckolded meant your girlfriend laughed at another guy's joke. I was so shaken I woke up from a dead sleep.
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the backlash against pronouns in bio/email signature is so strange to me because sure you hate trans people but what about people named Taylor. like can we be practical here.
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please remind yourself that it isn't an accurate metric of even just "times people looked at your tweet" never mind something as abstract as "how much people care about your tweets (or you)". it's just not a real number and you don't have to pay attention to it.
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@siteofgrace i'm impressed that he kept at it for so long after it should have been obvious this was a bad idea.
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besides that, "if people cared about me/my posts then they would interact with them" is simply not true and plenty of people (myself included) do not use social media that way. so you're looking at a fake number which even if it were real wouldn't mean much of anything anyway.
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from now on i'll be referring to ishgard restoration quests as "elezen beast tribes".
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when you start having cognitive distortions about this please just try to remember all this and i hope it will help.
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yall idk who this jiang cheng dude is but i worry for him.
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every time your technical step crits? an intern fanning the overheating server bank bursts into flames.
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it has been very hard for me to explain this to psychs in the past because if you ask me "how are you doing" i'll (sincerely) be like "eh i'm pretty good" but then if you walk me down the checklist of depression or adhd symptoms the test explodes.
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for example i am in a fine mood and drew this just now while not doing any of my work despite the deadline being tomorrow and also failing to eat lunch or breakfast for the fifth hour straight. how goes your depression? pretty good it doesn't seem.
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for example i am eternally in the "damn bitch you live like this?" quadrant but during college was strongly in the "shit is together but i wanna die" quadrant which is a very different experience of catastrophic depression.
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before i see this start uncritically circulating on my tl please be aware that op is, of course, a freak.
waiting for ppl to discover that 'shipping' means "i am interested in the dynamic of these two characters and want to think about it more in my free time" not "i am basing my entire understand of love, relationships and morality on this dynamic and these characters".
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u.s. politics is like. democrats: we are the party of compromise.republicans: i'm going to shoot you in both your kneecaps.democrats: ok. compromise: you shoot only one kneecap :).republicans: *shoots both kneecaps*.
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*willem dafoe in the lighthouse voice* one bad gloop and ye do what i yoinky.
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i think the conclusion is that misgendering cis people with gender ambiguous names is just an acceptable casualty of the culture war or whatever i'm just like man don't you ever get confused.
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this is blithe but like actually i feel so ??? when i'm emailing a taylor or a jamie without pronouns in their signature.
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the first NPC in elden ring calling you "maidenless" just as this L + ratio + no bitches meme is going around feels like video game release serendipity on the level of ACNH coming out in march 2020.
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i just saw an apparently cis man named Ashlee cross my timeline.
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.@baldursgate3 @larianstudios how can you call yourself BALDur's gate when you treat him like this😭put him back #NotMyKing #BaldIsBeautiful #BaldursGate3
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i'm redefining oomf so it now stands for One O'you Mother Fuckers.
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i don't actually object to this statement in itself but literally every single time i have seen a tweet like this op was an incest shipping weirdo.
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it's completely justified for container ships to throw a container overboard when the ship is at risk of becoming unbalanced, not only because of the risk of capsizing but also because it's extremely funny.
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not @ op but. l. lahabrea's. shard. lahabrea's shard. Lahabrea's shard. The shard of lahabrea. The shard, sundered, of lahabrea,.
I saw at least two instances of people saying Brute Bomber was Lahabrea's/Hephaistos' shard but we all know whose shard he really is. They even say "boom" exactly the same.
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an iphone wears 6.84oz, which is 0.4275lbs. 2000 iphones = 855lbs. if your tomestones are capped that means the wol is carrying 800-900 pounds of broken cell phones and trading sacks of them for a new belt.
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if i built a fanfiction hosting site i would add an unkudos button so you can sort by negative kudos and read the worst fics ever written.
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notable historical economic bubbles. - tulip bubble (1636-1637).- roaring 20s stock market bubble (1921-1929).- dot-com bubble (1995-2000).- real estate bubble (2002-2006).- cryptocurrency bubble (2016-2018).- raymond animalcrossing bubble (2020 - ??).
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@rorschachisgay @junctionjans just put a warning at the beginning telling us that jim hopper died of lung cancer in 2003 like ok we get it.
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like. idk. this script ~meme is hurtful and mean. its just making fun of the idea of communicating boundaries in a way you dont personally relate to. you are verbatim repeating the shit high school bullies say about autistic people but keep jacking off about how normal you are ig.
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the trans name alignment chart i saw was bad so here's a corrected one
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they think that the thing they're saying is a justification for them to have the moral high ground while acting like a freak when "i'm interested in these chars' dynamic" has fuck all to do with you fetishizing incest or whatever. like it's not related.
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girls. did you know? that um. cat. i'm a kitty cat. and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance :/.
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sims cc just autogenerated Guy You Went To High School With
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fivethirtyeight dot com conspicuously SILENT regarding the destiel results i see. .
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ok a couple things re: amber heard. she will definitely be able to appeal and has very good grounds just from the lack of jury sequestration bc this verdict is completely baffling like from a legal standpoint separate from any of the context. like legally inexplicable.
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the thing i love about blair witch is that they suck at making a documentary. you died for what.
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u.s. politics is like you're in hell being covered in tabasco and poked with a pitchfork by the cartoon devil and then for a brief, joyous moment you experience hope because someone is coming to rescue you but then you realize its the 3 stooges honking the horn on their clown car.
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[CAKE voice] i want a girl with vibes like a cactus. i want a girl who is cringe and fail. she is dropping her bagel and cracking her phone screen. you run for the elevator and she hits 'close doors'.
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how everybody in the qrts sounds right now
how did 300,000+ gay people not realize this james somerton guy was plagiarizing THE CELLULOID CLOSET im sorry but us young gays have GOT to become more culturally literate in our own history thats insane.
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mfw i'm trying to explain my schemes and wiles to my therapist but she keeps trying to "validate" me.
calling it "imposter syndrome" really discounts all the hard work I put into fooling everyone.
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes.
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sorry to be a hater but ts being like The Most Popular Artist is just crazy to me because she's just not good. i can't think of a single aspect of her music that is good. vocals? mediocre. lyrics? vapid, embarrassing. production? mediocre. aesthetics/visuals? all of the above.
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we were talking about how next tier we should come up with fucked up strats and post them on reddit but just put "uptime" in the name so it becomes the pf standard
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the stardew valley nsfw mods baffle me because there has never been a game where i felt LESS like "i wish i were seeing some titties right now" than stardew valley.
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i was going to screenshot this okc profile i found to demonstrate how long it was but instead just look at my photo roll
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No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth he shall
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we're gonna get a timeskip in 6.x and spend an entire patch trying to get estinien on the phone to tell him the gang's getting back together only for him to be like "i can't make it i have a brood to care for".
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biden is just Blue Trump. he's equally bad in basically every respect. he's also a sexual predator who supports concentration camps and will continue to kill countless residents of the u.s. by blocking and resisting meaningful healthcare or immigration reform.
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there is dignity in the paladin's and gunbreaker's suffering. valiance in the dark knight's enormous meat. the callow warrior, never having struggled, knows only the cheap victory of holmgang and the hollow joy of fell cleave.
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it's important to remember that hope is a practice, not a feeling. actively resisting despair is work and it's normal that it ISN'T your default response to widespread horror and injustice but that isn't an excuse for shrugging and giving up because it's overwhelming.
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Oh boy let's check my twitter timeline I bet my friends have made some really good posts while I was gone
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so each state is worth a different arbitrary number of points and popular vote doesn't matter, each state is winner take all. the game continues until one team gets 270 points, unless you catch the golden snitch (pennsylvania) which gives you 20 points and ends the game.
explaining the electoral college feels like explaining the rules of extreme quidditch.
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i hate when you're writing and kind of finally making progress then another version of yourself walks in and shoots you in the head with a gun.
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OMG I was wrong chamomile's birthday is actually TODAY not the 19th everybody say 1 years old chamomile
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looking at the olive oil starbucks drink is so funny. this was invented by Big Shityourself to sell more underwear
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it is ethical to sue disney for any amount of money for any reason. the more money you sue them for the more ethical it is.
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this dipshit with the virulently racist lilo and stitch takes is truly the pumpkin full of hamburger meat to the tiger cage of twitter today.
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