Yesterday I married my best friend. 💕

Addicted to getting home before 10pm

💔#GABBYPETITO she touched the world.

The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

me: WE OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER also me:

Bro chasing yo dog so embarrassing😂😭 like why tf you even doing that?

You really have to respect the versatility of mint. Good in cocktails, chocolate, with meat, in ice cream, as tea. Just at home in a salad as it is in a cigarette. A whole genre of sweets that are just called “mints”. And it’s the only mainstream toothpaste flavour. Insane herb.

WOAH BLACK BETTY

if you drink & drive you’re stupid & ugly

Shakira at age 43 Me at age 25

Since #AllLivesMattter is trending let’s have them all see this video

Here again is the go fund me link! Another person had previously shared the link but I chose to hide the tweet and their other tweets bcz they were tasteless. Please share/donate as much as you can! Support for the Long Family

i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism

At this point we should probably just be called the states of america

Also y'all laugh as shit like this but then cry at the Gabriel Fernandez special... THIS IS HOW IT STARTS. What dont you understand

You doing a lot of tweeting for someone who owes me $1200