Went for a nice walk

BREAKING NEWS: Birmingham City FC have agreed terms with Alex McLeish as their new Manager. The Scot will fill the position vacated by Steve Bruce at St Andrews

BREAKING NEWS: Bolton have confirmed the appointment of Owen Coyle as manager, he will replace recently sacked Gary Megson in the Reebok hot seat.

Everton needa bring on fuckin Daniel Amokachi or someone for a bit of piff up front

West Ham needa bring on fuckin Trevor Sinclair or someone here for an aul bit of piff

Deadly sneaks for sale in Boyd’s Moneyglass if anyone is interested

The watershed moment is arriving PSC's Ben Jamal and Robert Del Naja of @MassiveAttackUK speak out for Palestine at @KNEECAPCEOL’s gig at Wembley. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. 🇵🇸

Imagine being the king’s brother, banished for being a pedo, while the king dines with another pedo.

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Middlesbrough have strengthened their frontline with the addition of Michael Ricketts from Bolton Wanderers. The striker heads to North Yorkshire for a fee in the region of £5.25million

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Manchester City have reached an agreement with Glasgow Celtic for Eyal Berkovic. The attacking midfielder will cost the Citizens around £2million

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Sheffield Wednesday have reached an agreement with PSV Eindhoven for Wim Jonk. The Dutch midfield stalwart will join the Owls for a reported fee of £2.2million

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Manchester United have reached an agreement to sign Karel Poborsky. The Czech winger arrived at The Cliff before putting pen to paper in a £3.5million deal with Slavia Prague

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Leeds United have landed the signing of Seth Johnson from Derby County. The midfielder makes the move across the Peak District for a transfer fee of £9.5million

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Leicester City have signed goalkeeper Tim Flowers from Blackburn Rovers. The English stopper arrives at Filbert street for a fee of £1.25million

Starting line-up for the Magpies Vrs F.C. Moylena GK - Dez RB - Seanie Hazard CB - Sean McAuley CB - Andy McAvera LB - Conan Kennedy RW - Shay Bovil CM - Cormac Birt CM - Conor McKenna CM - Peter-John LW - Caoimhin Kennedy ST - Enda McGrogan

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Fulham have clinched the signing of midfielder Sylvain Legwinski from Bordeaux. The Frenchman will make the move to Craven Cottage for a fee believed to be in the region of £5million

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: West Ham United have signed Frédéric Kanouté from Olympique Lyon, the East end club will pay a fee of around £5.1million for his services.

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Middlesbrough have landed the signing of French midfielder Christian Karembau from Real Madrid for a fee in the region of £6.5million

How much would it cost to dig a big ditch around Kerry, throw a pile of crowbars into the ground and push the whole thing into the water @GovIE @IRLDeptFinance

There’s Lions chants going left right and centre, men bleeding red white and green with a hint of blue @LBrady14

BREAKING TRANSFER NEWS: Aston Villa have clinched the signing of midfielder Mark Kinsella from Charlton Athletic for a fee of around £1.2million