“@SixSecDances: when a fire song come on before the kickoff or punt😂😂 http://t.co/girzXuDFAi” @Bootheyido is this you before a game

“: Super-rat 'the size of a cat' found in London garden http://t.co/r44zd07wbs http://t.co/uTyJ5Ezrs1”@Bootheyido @mikeywhalen88 lol

“@piesportsbooze: Great touch from the goalie... http://t.co/dk9j1YWBlr” @Bootheyido is this you

“@TransferSite: Brilliant! West Ham fans. http://t.co/ghRJfAwLll” ha ha

@MrLAPorter got the iPhone 6 64gb just for you. Thanks to the bloke @EE who's name evades me for the help on a cracking deal

Enjoyed that game well played Leeds and boro #FL72

@MrLAPorter but it should be to big for a real man 🙈

@MrLAPorter 6 or plus

What phone to get as I am now due a upgrade @EE

“@hoskyboy : Check out the new super lightweight Technical Tartans http://t.co/hVNVWoxvQC http://t.co/bSbvJdKGNz” are these yours

“@SportsWankers: Best streaker ever!? Hahahahahahaha comical 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/r4FiRtITSv”@T4RGY66 is this you

“@SportsWankers: Wet ramp and a bike? Surely can only mean one thing 😂😂😂😂 what a dick https://t.co/lx8ChBpzRc”@T4RGY66

I'm sure if i make appointment with people when I say I will be with you and 10:30 doesn't mean don't bother turning up till after 10:30

: Santi Cazorla & Nacho Monreal playing two touch keepy-up at Arsenal's training ground today. http://t.co/Tv0ftYpxQt”@Bootheyido

“@TheWorldOfFunny: Retweet when you get 00! http://t.co/sHRueYybal”@ACTIN_PRIMITIVE

The Renford Rejects. WHAT A SHOW! http://t.co/MIdRIleG6T

“@brenloft1: Oh fuck... We might get Harry #AVFC” you will get Sherwood