Joey (evil ass)
@fcoralblast
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Joined September 2023
See I just enjoy the tango and that single thought is enough
Men struggling sexually? Do the following: — Fast for 48 hours. — Do 200 squats each morning of the fast. — Run on the last morning of the fast. — Take black coffee on the morning of the fast. You will be a horny man daily. Your woman will be singing hosanna for a week.
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I bet this took a lot of work and effort, but length does not equal coherent quality
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I'm really sorry man but if you need almost 18 hours to get your point across, reconsider the manner in which you get your point across
Ubisoft's Star Wars: Outlaws is a disaster... Finally premiering in 24 hours. Fair warning... the video is 17 hours and 40 minutes long. See yah there folks o/
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literally nothing will prepare you for her pinned tweet.
Being a cosplayer is wild because half the time I look like this and the other half I look like my pinned tweet.
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Well yeah because you can gain a lot of weight and still be fine but there's only so much weight you can lose before you are just a skeleton minutes from the gates
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Mom they're playing with dolls again
Imagine this actually happened in World War II and kept going… What a wonderful world it would be… “Greater American Reich”
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No shade, you will have a very hard time socializing with people your age later in life
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Thanos snapping the entire economy in 2026 is going to be a great Twitter day
Nvidia reportedly stops supplying VRAM to GPU board partners amid memory shortage Rumor claims vendors will receive only the die and must source memory themselves
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They should put Noah Schnapp and Gal Gadot in a Lighthouse style passion project where it's just the 2 of them
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Dead empty like 2 days ago all of these people might be stupid
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If you need religion to be a good person then you should start digging in your butt right now digging your butt you're not supposed to do it for the benefits what's the lore behind your header
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Buddy I could name a show with 6/10 all that better than hazbin hotel
Name a better show than hazbin hotel that also has: >10/10 characters >10/10 writing >10/10 story >10/10 animation >10/10 world building >10/10 soundtrack
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WE ARE CHARLIE KIRRRRRK
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I need somebody with knowledge of the human brain to check. I'm convinced this goes far beyond just an opinion. It's like the cilantro soap thing. We cannot have the same brains for someone to be saying that In N Out fries are bad you have to be genetically different
In N Out is decent for its price range but I dont really get the hype. Probably the worst fries Ive ever had in my life too. Culvers clears.
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Your life would be better if you would just unlearn pointless shame
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If you go the speed limit in the left lane, you are objectively the most dangerous person on that road
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"I'm not going to change the way I drive for your convenience" If the flow of traffic is going 15 mph over the speed limit, you going the speed limit is as dangerous as a drunk driver by the way
I'm driving speed limit on the left lane Idc if you honk or are mad. I'm not going faster or moving lanes. You figure it out.
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