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For the first time in his life he could celebrate a trophy like a normal human being with his kids without getting drenched by a barrel of beer by Muller
@forcabarca_ar
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Xavi's medical team
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
5 months
self taught WHAT???
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@realmadrid
Real Madrid C.F.
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Leo there is one more story line to complete, we will be waiting
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he suffered the most out of his kids, explains this adult esque reaction while his other 2 kids are doing goofy dance moves
thaigo is just like me
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2 months
Ter stegen 33 shots, 17 goals
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
2 months
33 shots. 1 goal conceded.
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3 years
They say Kubo left barca because dembele used to make him live translate anime
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2 years
'ball playing cb'- my favourite defender cannot defend
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andrew tate, sneako, adin ross, cr7, which degenerate will seduce the most gullible community next
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These footballers put on a religious gimmick infront of the world to farm dickriders and then live a proper millionaire life behind the scenes, this guy, Benzema, etc all the same
@UpshotTowers
The Upshot
1 year
In a recording, Perez told a friend: "Ozil came here aged 21. He is 3rd generation Turk and then he discovers Madrid. He sent his girlfriend away and changed his lifestyle, falling for a model from Milan. He had a private jet, so he would fly there, fuck her and come back."
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3 months
That fucker robbed us so many times, but he makes one wrong decision for madrid and he is sacked 😭
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
3 months
🚨 Technical Committee of Referees have informed Gil Manzano that he will not referee for a while after his mistake in Real Madrid vs Valencia. @ArchivoVAR
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2 years
Still remember how he tackled higuain because the man was through on an easy goal, funniest guy of all time
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Why didn't you guys go there last year
@ManUtd
Manchester United
1 year
USA, WE'RE COMING! 🇺🇸 #MUFC || #MUTOUR23
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honestly i am so dissapointed at alves, i dont even like to seem him in these pictures
@Barca_Buzz
Barça Buzz
1 year
💔
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2 years
Cr7 tomorrow
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2 months
nothing will top the pressure i felt on 18th december
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2 years
brother he pocketed millions from saudi, giving up 2 millions for some pr boost is an investment for him, legend una
@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
2 years
Legend.
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2 years
dembele saga is crazy, him and his agent went around europe, got laughed off by other clubs due to their demands and now they are back at barca begging looool
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Courtois: Against Manchester City: 5 goals Against Chelsea: 4 goals Against psg: 2 goals
@idoxvi
🫵🏽🇳🇱🇦🇹🇵🇱
1 year
Ok man
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3 years
Griezmann is getting sacrificed because of Coutinho Roberto umtiti dembele, this doesn't sit right with me
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2 years
What leo messi is liking in Instagram should be the last of your concerns while your club is going to europa league for the 2nd time in a row after a transfer window like that
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We went 90+ points, bulldozed almost every team, lost only like 3 games and still won the league by only 2 points lmaoooo, and those 2 points came from this freak goal, the margins were so thinner back then
@fcbSV_
SV 🥷 #LaportaOUT
1 year
Luis suarez in a El Clasico when a win was needed to end the title race, I’m watching you lewandowski
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No wonder they have the most sex offenders and women abusers
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2 years
more goals than xavi's favourite 65 million space creator ferran torres
@ClubBrugge
Club Brugge KV
2 years
GOAAALL! 1-0! This man is on 🔥 #CluKvk
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2 years
The Catalans turn against everyone, EVERYONE
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4 months
him and aduriz are the barca nightmares that rapist fans think their guy is
@Barca_Buzz
Barça Buzz
4 months
💡 Iago Aspas is the player who has scored the most goals against Barça in the 21st century in La Liga. (11)
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3 years
Hxhsjsjzjz
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@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
3 years
Xavi: "Now people won't say we lack goals. Now they say we're lucky. Let's see what they say next week."
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his 3rd kid is just too young for this, his second kid was also pretty young when messi was getting masacarred in argentina by maradona's dogs. thiago only experienced that smear campaign
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I don't remember when was the last time pique dropped a performance like this in ucl, maybe in 2015, insane what Ramos can do even at this age with injuries
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5 months
This is just the beginning , wait till we unleash that fat twitch streamer on your ass
@Teamnewsandtix
Team news and ticks
5 months
Arteta news isn't true Was told it was pro Barcelona press starting trouble
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2 years
14 ucls and still no legacy outside the bubble of football
@brfootball
B/R Football
2 years
Klay Thompson says Steve Kerr and the Warriors base their game on Barcelona’s tiki-taka 🤝
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Benzema probably has comitted more 'haram' than anyone, but now suddenly he is the torch bearer of a 'good religious boy' image
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9 months
dont you guys have a statue of this guy outside the stadium lmao
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@NotCombine
Combine
9 months
Barca fans are so insanely delusional it’s insane
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2 years
yes this team is missing pointless cardio sessions worth 450k a week
@barcagalaxy
Barca Galaxy 🇵🇱
2 years
Underestimated. Today, Griezmann under Xavi would be the leader of this team. He deserved it.
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3 years
Koeman - struggling at barca, not for national team
@elculeismo
safwan manaf
3 years
Depay - Struggling at Barca, not for the National team Busi - Struggling at Barca, not for the National team FDJ - Struggling at Barca, not for the National team Dest - Struggling at Barca, not for the National team Garcia - Struggling at Barca, not for the National teamN
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Brazilian authorities convincing Indian immigration office that rodrygo is a bengali after another qf exit
@Nabyllionaire
R8 🚜🌾
1 year
You reckon India could host a World Cup
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What a cv ffs, top 3 oat
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2 years
Alemany reading this
@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
2 years
Mateu Alemany waited for media outlets to leak what Chelsea offered for Koundé, and with authorization from Eduard Romeu and president Laporta, made a new offer to Sevilla. — @gerardromero
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10 months
The polygraph tester when they ask him about Vegas 2008
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@Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo
10 months
. @Binance gave me one of my hardest challenges yet - facing the lie detector. Full video coming soon, stay tuned.
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full blown pedophilia is ok but someone wishing happy christmas is where these guys draw the line
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No mom i am not smiling and blushing at my phone because of some girl, its laligafrauds having a breakdown on twitter
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2 years
This is our lead defender
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This meme would have made me jump off the roof if kolo Muani did something spooky
@Barca__pictures
Barça Pictures #14
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3 years
Cr7 invented most valuable player in Italy and Lewandowski made best striker award in France, both to get some consolation after losing to messi loool
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2 years
the guy literally went behind everyones back and did illegal contract renewal with bartomeu, and now the club forced him to annul a illegal contract and suddenly he is the hero
@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
2 years
Nobody loves Barça as much as he does.
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This is gonna burn his legacy, some new fan will login to this, pick a goal at random and there is like a 70% chance it's gonna penalty and tapin or some deflected shot
@ArobaseGiovanny
Gio CR7
1 year
🔴🔴🔴 All Cristiano Ronaldo's career goals. Watch and filter all of them with a few clicks. Available in French and now in English. Hey @ishowspeedsui , have you seen all @Cristiano 's goals ? If the answer is no, it's time. ➡️
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Messi will never get to recreate this , it kills me from inside
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11 months
One thing I noticed, he is not limping in the entire video, except here when he notices he is on the big screen, he starts the limping gimmick and goes to motivate the player who is clearly annoyed by his nonsense
@EURO2024
UEFA EURO 2024
11 months
Coaching from the touchline after coming off injured in the final. Passion levels 💯 @selecaoportugal | @Cristiano
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6 months
"masked araujo"
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Naseer thought this guy will take them to the promised lands😭
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@PassedToMessi Did not convert and still has your people on choke with these pr stunts😭😭😭
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3 years
This is what the Juve admin think they are playing against tonight
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3 years
This guy in barca for 5 years and they are still using Dortmund comps to hype him
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2 years
His pr team is trying to capture the American market, watch out in few days he might come out as trans
@TaylorRooks
Taylor Rooks
2 years
Kylian Mbappé excited for his first time at the NBA draft! ⚽️🏀
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worst miss in barca history, the start of a chain of unfortunate events, messi's reaction says it all really
@ParagSSR
Sam
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@bale_sunny It's literally a leak from Florentino 's mouth himself lmaooo, and for Benzema just google Benzema 15
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6 months
Pov: you meet someone who extorted 555 million from the 'club of his life'
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
6 months
😀
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2 years
Debate? 80% of the fanbase was hellbent that riqui was the better player and pedri plays because of koeman's beef with Puig lmaoo
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'his ball progression is good' - my favourite defender cannot defend
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Those incels were right, semen retention really does wonders
@Trujista
TS🍇🇧🇷
1 year
Virgin Messi was something special
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9.2 rating in a world cup final with 2 goals and the trophy, still can't beleive
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2 years
messi will kiss his kids and his warm wife to bed, while pique will snort crack from riqui puig's buttcrack and then attend court tomorrow for child custody battle
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2 years
Laporta and Alemany paid 65 million for Ferran torres, fuck bartomeu right?
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
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Erling Haaland and Julian Alvarez to #ManCity for a combined transfer fee of £65.1M. ✅🔵
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2 years
Hola culers, Este es el pequeño Aubameyang en el Camp Nou, hoy hizo un gran sacrificio económico para hacer realidad su sueño 👏👏, recibimos a la familia Blaugrana con los brazos abiertos
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I know it still bothers you leo, i know you wanted a different ending in barca, i know you can change the story here too, atleast i will wait with lots of hope
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Crazy autism moment from messi, grown ass professional men and women break down infront of him infront of international tv and this guy just laughs at their face 😭
@emmaiarussi
Emmanuel Iarussi
2 years
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This is so embarassing for epl, the champions of europe losing players to europa league team, if they can't catch up to Spanish giants now they will never ever get another oppurtinity
@siphillipssport
Simon Phillips
2 years
Andreas Christensen has NO intention of renewing his contract at Chelsea and Barcelona have been in talks with his reps for weeks. - @SPORT via @Transferzone00
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This is not a winning mentality, this is a pathetic sore loser who is craving headlines, he wanted to be some Arabic football messiah yet all he does is hears Messi's name in every stadium
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| Cristiano Ronaldo was in tears after Al Nassr lost in the King Cup final. 😔
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he still has only 3 parts in his life, family, selection, barca
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motherfucker isn't this the suit where he shot his apology 😭
@AlbicelesteTalk
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
1 year
THE GOAT. 🐐
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2 years
Riquii playes like dog shite and luke saved our ass
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It's insane man, my whole family is calling out on my stressed appearance and lack of attention lmaoo, they don't know
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2 years
'his can make line breaking passes'- my favourite defender cannot defend
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Cule twitter stopping Busquets from starting next game with #BusquetsEnElBanquillo
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vinicus, Bellingham, camavinga, tchouemani this group is so fucking corny, we get it you want to convince the fans that you didn't spend your entire childhood stanning barca
@BellinghamJude
Jude Bellingham
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2 years
Messi who fell down just to see how many of his goons are ready to give up his life for him
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8 months
Ter stegen is gonna be the first guy to get mad at this
@OptusSport
Optus Sport
8 months
Ilkay Gundogan called out his Barcelona teammates for their lack of passion after the club's El Clasico loss 😳 'I didn't come here to lose these type of games'. The details | #LALIGA #OptusSport
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11 months
This guy knew he was going to ghost, so faked an injury so that he doesn't have to play the final and can play the injury card, but when his team scored he jumped out of the ambulance to pose infront of the cameras
@brfootball
B/R Football
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It’s been seven years since Cristiano Ronaldo went into full coach mode to help Portugal win Euro 2016 🏆😅 (via @EURO2024 )
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2 years
It's just October and this man has already made 4 apologies 😭
@mterstegen1
Marc ter Stegen
2 years
We failed an important achievement and we’re disappointed with our performances. Important to focus now on the league and keep going until the national team break. Thank you for being by our side in good and bad moments! 🔵🔴
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Shakira needs to have some revenge sex, i think I am good candidate for that and i think I deserve it
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'he can be used to build up play from the back'- my favourite defender cannot defend
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we got a 1(ONE) goal lead and laputa already lost his composure
@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
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🍿 PSG vs Barça: THE MOVIE 🎞️
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Except few cucks from man utd none of this teammates rate him loool, he even lost Ozil after the world cup, now only that chicken fucking evra and Roy Keane is left
Bale does not rate Cristiano Ronaldo like that.
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Greenwood and Thomas partey, my guess
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I just know Cruyff would have looked at this and shake his head in dissapointment
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Xavi needs to restart as a coach, go to Germany away from the eyes of Spanish and Catalan media and toxic barca fans, do your thing and improve.
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Nooruddean
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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2 years
xavi after 23 minutes of riqui puig
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5 months
avg real madrid fan pipeline
@Mike_RMCF
Mike
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Comunicado oficial: MikeLUHG New year. New club. Good luck to those of sticking around to watch Jim Ratcliffe and the Glazers fuck Manchester Uniteds rotting corpse. I will not be joining you at the funeral. Hala Madrid
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2 years
It's absolutely incredible every time we try to buy someone who can replace pique, some unexplainable things happen and the player ends up in some other club
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I still remember the fucking shitty feeling after the 2014 final omg i can't take another one
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CAMPEON OLE OLE OLE CAMPEON DE EUROPE
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3 years
Nah there has to be some catch, the last 2 days has been too incredible for us
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2 years
The character on the right is real??? I thought she was just made up for those porn videos ffs
@nekob0icarti
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an attempt was made
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6 months
Club de amigos is now your headache Beckham
@barcacentre
barcacentre
6 months
Barcelona reunited in Miami. 🇺🇸
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3 years
You rn
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His aura is nuts bro,he might be a bitch ass coach but he forever will be the greatest midfielder of all time
@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
4 months
“Your brain, for me, is second to none.” The Thierry Henry and Xavi reunion we've all been waiting for as the Barca manager reacts to their 1-1 draw against Napoli.
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