I don't identify well with perfect people having the perfect life. I'm with the non peopling misfits tripping thru life while saying the wrong thing every damn time.

RT @WilliamAder: What do I have to do to get deported to the south of France?.

RT @BamaSaltyMarine: What if "umbrellas" were sposed to be called.brellas", but the person who named them hesitated?.

If they’re taking the cracker off the sign I hope he’s available for council because I’ve gotten some really good advice and quite a few laughs from old guys in overalls hanging out at a jumbled up looking country store.

I’m slowly figuring out that my brain is telling me the order of things to take care of by what wakes me up at 3 am.

How long should you try and be someone’s friend if they are ignoring your efforts?.

RT @lisakayprice: Yesterday 👇🏼

It all goes downhill after you climb out of bed.

Books were my escape when I needed one.

We need to stop using acronyms asap.

RT @ChurchsChicken: If Sundays had a flavor, it’d taste like fried chicken and biscuits.

I’ll be glad when I’m old enough to smoke a cigar and not look silly.

RT @Browneyes5152: Reading the replies helps me find my people, the ones who get my sense of humor😂.

RT @SleepEatScream: Sex is great and all but so is waking up from a long nap.

RT @itsallbollocks: I guarantee you not one other person is thinking about that idiotic shit you did eleven years ago, go to sleep.

Vacations are nice but not worth leaving my dog for.

You get to build your own life, but don’t forget eventually you have to live in it.

I admire people who are fluent in multiple languages as I’m still struggling with the one I was born into.

RT @mytmyway: Can't. Busy hiding behind a false bravado.

RT @mytmyway: Everything I do, I do it like an adult. Why? Because I am an adult. Swing on a swing set? Like an adult. Eat Cinnamon Toas….

RT @mytmyway: It costs absolutely nothing at all to be compassionate and sympathetic to and for someone. Seriously. Give it a go. I can gu….