Fatma jabal 🇰🇪
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I have an Unhealthy coping mechanisms occasionally funny, half serious half potato with a sense of humor looking for loopholes to skip to the future
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Imagine flexing your car to me and I don't know anything about cars so I tell people you have a red car
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I just found out that my msa folks would take half a million loans for a wedding reception. 500000k? As a loan? For a wedding?? Tena with these high divorce rates you may be divorced and still paying for your wedding😭😭😭 tukuwe serious
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Imagine getting married to a guy and he still loves his ex and wishes he was with her and not you.
May Allah grant us spouses with clean intentions with us.
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Ya Allah! Build the most beautiful homes for the Palestinians in your jannah☹️🥺🥺💔
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My mom just called me to complain that my youngest brother has 3 hedgehogs (kidungu maria) in the house and he feeds them lizards(god knows where he finds enough lizards for 3 of them) so he was secretly keeping them and my mom just found out and freaked out.
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I would sign the divorce papers before I sign my hospital discharge sheet
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I sincerely want to know the purpose of having women reps. Are they a complete waste of money? They are completely useless. They should have been on the mandera defilement case!!
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I'm having an extremely hard time giving out my late mother's stuff.
People have been pastering me about it saying its the first stage to heal. But how can you decide what to give away and what to keep when everything is soo precious 💔
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As a person who loves kheir..I just voted for ASN so that girl could get married. May it be a blessed union😌❤️
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Randomly thinking about that bolt driver I was with when I got the news my momالله يرحمها had passed, he was the only person near me and he talked to me about Allah...we are from different faiths, he let me scream and shout and cry inconsolably as he stayed patient with me.
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Iran is the biggest "nishikeni oeee ntampiga" I have ever seen
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This video feels like a hug.
We have always been on the right side of history.
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To everyone reading this,
May the next chapter of your life be filled with answers to your duas and blessings, Ameen.🩶
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Men wearing shorts is equivalent to women wearing minis. Idk how muslim men get away with this.
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You would have turned 41 today, and like every day on your birthday, you would have complained about how you were gonna be a very young hababa. None of us knew you weren't written for it 💔
Allah yir7amish yumma
May Allah grant my mother the highest level of jannah. Ameen💛🤲
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My father speaking my brother today
"The only person you need to prove to is yourself, cause you are already my son..... for me you are worthy and enough, you and your siblings are the best thing about my life. There is nothing you can do to make me think any less of you."
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Am I the only person who doesn't want to leave Kenya and go abroad?
Yes it's a shitty country but I wouldn't be anywhere else.
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I love the weekend BUT this is disrespectful to Bruno Mars. They aren't in the same league
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Most first born love language is words of affirmation. Tell them you are proud of them and that they doing a good job, God knows they need it cause they are always so hard on themselves.
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Lately, the islamaphobe in kenya has been really showing, but at least educate yourselves cause you can't be both stupid and racist
Not all of us are from 🇸🇴
No, we are not leaving Kenya cause your economy will SUFFER
We are here to occupy space if you have a problem. LEAVE
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I was just talking to my cousin about how I feel lost and I feel like I haven't accomplished anything yet like I have nothing figured out. She pointed out that many people in their early 20s go through that. Do yall feel so too ama should I just have better goals?
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One thing that keeps me up at night is thinking about my mom's last minutes. (Was there sth she wanted to say? How did she feel? Did she know that she was dying? Was she in pain? Was the pain too much? Did she wish she could see me? Or my brothers?)
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No one talks about the stage of grief that comes after acceptance, total numbness. You don't feel sad, and neither do you ever get happy. You are just a human who fakes emotions cause you can't feel them anymore.
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One of the unreal experiences I had on this app that I still think about today was when I had lost my grandma six months after losing my mom and I was on a prayer mat at around 2 am crying so loudly asking for sabr and just a minute after I heard notifications on my phone
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If you have one or both parents alive, please appreciate them before it's too late. One day, you may come home and find them covered, and that day is sooner than you think💔.
May Allah preserve our parents and have mercy on the ones that passed away. Ameen.
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Why would you post a brides picture? Some people don't even know the bride personally but are gonna post her full picture and say "mabrouk".
You went to the wedding why didn't you tell her mabrouk then?
Please don't expose people that don't want to be exposed. Learn!!
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When we reached the airport I switched cars and I didn't go with him but he called and waited and confirmed I had reached, he even asked me if i got a ticket cause they were not available that day. May Allah bless him and his family and make his rizq easy. 🤲🤲
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Turkey really made the right people famous, oh to be patriotic ❤️🤌🏻
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Do we all start cracking our fingers immediately after swalah?
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My little brother is doing his nationals tomorrow🥺🥺.
May Allah make it easy for him and all candidates sitting for their national exams.
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I look okay but deep down I wanna be invited to a somali wedding and wear Dirac with gold.
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Just have the right intentions and Allah will open doors for you❤️
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Men used to go to war, now they want the hijab to be chic😭
How do you speak on a matter that doesn't concern you directly?
As a muslim woman, I have so much admiration for my girls who wear and preserve the appropriate hijab. May Allah bless us all ameen❤️
Throughout the Muslim world, the "HIJAB" comes in various forms and shapes... and obviously, the Somali HIJAB isn't the prettiest. While preserving its core functionality, can't we make it a little bit chic! Can
@Asmali77
spearhead a task force on this subject?
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Sth kulthum wrote that had me bawling my eyes out.
@kulthumnassor21
thank you for sharing this😭
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I saw a video of a sheikh who said
"Sometimes, many a times the punishment and the adhaab is in the haraam relationship itself"
May Allah make it easier for us 🙏
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My father wants me to get all the education in the world, but working is where he draws the line. Make it make sense please
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Sheikh khalifa alumnis
Would you advice someone to take their kid to this school?
Talk fast admission is tomorrow and I have heard alot of stories about it.
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I love how most ladies are truly making an effort to be better in cooking, and i hate how most guys here are like "My wife better learn how make this" or what? Asipojua utado? Don't just give us half threats. Complete them so we understand what will happen to her if she doesn't😂
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Looking at the window to check if your neighbours have electricity when there is a black out.
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The amount of non Muslims bothered by the fact that he did not mention the daughters and sisters of the deceased is funny...protective jealousy ( gheerah) is sth they will never get.
It is with great sadness to announce the death of my eldest brother, Sheikh Salim Mohamed Abdallah Balala.
The late Sheikh Salim is father to Salaah Balala, Abdallah Balala, Taufiq Balala, Mohammed Balala and 3 daughters.
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It's been six months.... six months without you, yumma.
We were told it's gonna get better with time, but it doesn't feel like it.
I miss you alot, and I wish I hugged you tighter the last time.
I wish I could have assured you enough that I would take care of my brothers.
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I swear some people forget that what's haram for women can be haram for men too . Just a reminder double standards doesn't exist in Islam.
May Allah guide us all. Ameen
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I don't trust people who don't like cats... like what's your beef with the cat? Why don't you like it? Are you a mouse or sth👀
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Tell me why my brother told my mom ukiwatoa hawa na mimi natoka kwa nyumba( last born smh) so now my mom is scared of moving around the house cause my brother is in school and she is left with 3 hedgehogs in the house😭😭
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I asked my dad if he ate and he said no, I asked why and he said mimi si babake yeye ndo babangu wth???😂
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You interact with people on the tl then they come and tweet that they are turning 20.
Hii time yote ulikuwa unargue na third born wa kwenu😭
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Yaani someone tweeted her suicide note, mtu anamwambia "nifulizie before uende" kenyans tulilaaniwa na nani?
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One of The hardest part about losing someone is having to talk about them in past tense.
And you normally forget then you correct yourself and your heart breaks so much.
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I'm tired of pretending, here goes my confession....I'm obsessed with somali noses😭😭🤌🤌
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My mother used to say that the newly married should stay away from social media for atleast a year.
Now I don't know how easy or how hard that is, but I definitely can understand why.
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How lucky am I, in a world full of all these people, Allah chose me to be my mother's only daughter❤️ may we be reunited in his jannah yarabb
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I'm so tired of seeing Muslim ladies defending halal nail polish with their chest.
Is it really worth losing all your swalah?
And the worst part is they didn't even need convincing that the nail polish is breathable. Sad!
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Telling Muslim women to take off their hijab in support of Iran is absurd
Did you guys wear the hijab in support of a the Muslim women??? going through islamaphobia???
A woman should be allowed to take off the hijab and WEAR it as well
There is no compulsion in Islam.!!!
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This is a reminder to pray for all the dead that don't have people to pray for them
This is a reminder to not forget the dead ummah. We are all one and we all will need each other at one point.
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That girl with bad eyesight and mood swings will care for you, btw
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This is what they be comparing to pilau, saying its better than pilau?
This jollof rice has the perfect sauce-to-rice ratio. It's smoky and has a spicy kick.
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I honestly don't think there is anything women are passionate about that's close to how men are passionate about football.
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Not to be dramatic, but if my husband starts dancing as he enters the wedding hall with his best men, it's a wrap. Thank you all for coming. Go home now. You have seen enough😭
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Do you randomly think about the first day in the grave? When your close ones, all leave you after burial, and you are alone with your deeds? Then it suddenly motivates you to do better. May we all be comfortable in our graves, yarabb
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Please pray for my dad. This game has turned him mute😭 I can't even get a reply.
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My standards are high cause my dad will answer my calls in the middle of his meetings.
(Also it's cause he is expecting it might be an emergency and it's always me asking for money and he never learns😂)
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Marriage requirements this Marriage requirements that
Mimi sina story mob
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We honestly need to stop calling on the Arab leaders cause not only are they hypocrites who are cowards and selfish (saudi arabia is having a concert amid the genocide happening) but we need to understand Victory isn't by means, numbers or weapons. It's by Allah Azza wa jal.
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Whoever said "Akili ni nywele" hasn't met my family, bunch of hairy low IQ people.
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Someone said we are poorer than our parents with the education they never had.
Why is this true?
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So what happens if Morocco and France tie in today's match?
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I find women shooting their shot extremely embarrassing🥲...so much for women empowerment huh?😂
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Ladies,,,
If you say something and men agree with you and something along the lines..."this one should be protected " or wife material"..then you have sth terribly wrong and you should think about what you said.
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I am first obedient to Allah sw then to my dad❤️ alhamdulillah for him.
He is my pillar and source of strength. May Allah preserve him for us ameen🤲
May Allah preserve all parents and grant them happiness and long life for each one of us is eternally grateful to them.
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When you praise Morocco you say mashaa Allah we can't afford hasad rn!
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This one's for my mom🕊❤️
The saddest part of achieving goals is you can't run to that particular person and tell them you made it cause they're no longer here 💔
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Am I the only person who checks a person's likes if I wanna know more about the person? Please tell me I'm not mad.
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I overslept and woke up to my 3 adult brothers starving, yaani they were waiting for me to wake up to make them breakfast, hapa nje they sell mahambri na mbaazi but nooooo they will stay hungry mpaka niamke.
Mind you, I was gone for two weeks and they survived fine🙃
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اللهم إجعل أيام أمي في قبرها أفضل من أيامها في الدنيا.......
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Just wanted to break it to the girlies that lana del Ray supports the genocide in palestine 🇵🇸 and signed an open letter to Joe Biden to thank him for the support he is giving to Israel.
Sooo......yeahhh.
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I thought twitter is where lonely people are, but noooooo everyone is dating on my tl si muende huko kwengine🥲
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Kwani was I the only one that found the sigiz funny or is my humour broken 😭
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In the final days of ramadhan, May Allah make us steadfast on our deen. May we stay on the same path. May we not let the shaitan take control of us again.
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The prophet (SAW) said, "The charity you give will be your shade on the day of judgment."
May Allah grant our sick shifaa yarabb.
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To the kids that were counting how many kids were infront of you so you know which paragraph you were going to read, I hope your anxiety is okay now❤️
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I know we don't choose our mothers, but if I were to choose again, I would choose my late mother over and over again. ❤️
اللهم اغفر لها وارحمها وعافها واعف عنها وأكرم نزلها ووسع مدخلها واغسلها بالماء والثلج والبرد ونقه من الخطايا كما نقيب الثوب الأبيض من الدنس....
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DONT BUY A UNISEX PERFUME IF YOU HAVE BROTHERS.DONT BUY A UNISEX PERFUME IF YOU HAVE BROTHERS .DONT BUY A UNISEX PERFUME IF YOU HAVE BROTHERS .
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Mkiambiwa hivi munasema nini?😂😂 how do I explain I'm a stay home daughter 🌚
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First taraweeh today🥹🥹🫶🫶
May Ramadan strengthen all of our taqwa.
Sending you love and joy this Ramadan.
مبارك عليكم الشهر ❤️❤️🫂
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Is it just me or did we all have this fantasy as kids to hold money as conductors...like the coins arranged from largest to smallest and notes straightened up between two fingers? Just me? Okay
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I can't stop thinking about how amal said "home for us now is the graveyard,,, my mom's graveyard "
It was a huge reminder of how we need to appreciate our parents before they leave us.
May Allah (s.w) preserve our mothers and grant mercy on them❤️❤️❤️
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We are not better. It's not that we like the way we look without the makeup. We lack the skills, and some of us lack the money too😭😭 nothing special.
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List of people that I pray for every possible worst in this life and the hereafter.
1. Benjamin miliekowsky.
2. Joe Biden
3. Rishi sunak.
4. All IDF soldiers and zionists
5. Ben shapiro
6. Piers ashy skin morgan
7. Mohamed bin salman
8. Noah schnapps
9. Gal gadot
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I just saw a quote that said,
"We are not freeing palestine🇵🇸,
Palestine🇵🇸 is freeing us "
This is so true. it's freeing us from idolizing celebrities, freeing us from enabling the enemy 🇮🇱 , but most of all reminded us that this dounya, this dounya is temporary. Allahu akbar‼️
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Losing a loved one is one of the hardest things humans have to deal with. Some of us never heal from it.
Imagine mourning the loss of a whole family, loved ones, spouses, children, then have to be in the run for your life, try to find food, trying to survive above the trauma,
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My father has already found me a substitute house help for Christmas and you expect me to lower my standards?
Pls be fr!
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