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ALWAYS Put GOD First, RESPECT your FAMILY, CHERISH Genuine Friends, Eat GOOD food, Drink a lot of WATER, SMELL nice and MIND your BUSINESS.
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Kenyans are decent people. They don’t rob or loot. Motorists were stuck along Naivasha -Nakuru highway for hours. This bread van was also stuck. They decided to BUY bread from it instead of looting it as they do in South Africa.
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Which county government is this? Because weuhhhhh
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Some of these freedoms you’re enjoying are courtesy of
@RailaOdinga
. Don’t write him off yet.
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So Kalenjins and Somalis are cousins. You learn something new everyday.
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Kenyans On Twitter are now THE official Opposition.
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A house girl has stolen 104 Million from her employer in Langata.
Yes. You have read that right. 104 Million Kenya Shillings.
I repeat ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR MILLION.
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Wow! Thats intense. Italian PM Meloni throws France under the bus for Economic Imperialism.
She’s got a very valid point.
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Eric Omondi must be stopped. What’s this now 😂😂🤣😂
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The rate at which Azimio affiliated and other independent elected leaders are joining President Elect
@WilliamsRuto
’s Kenya Kwanza, one won’t be surprised if Senator Oburu Odinga joined the outfit.
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This man Ahmednasir Abdullahi AKA The Grandmullah AKA SC
@ahmednasirlaw
.
I play chess and in chess we say ‘Strategy requires thought, tactics require observation’
He has mastered that art. He had a strategy. He was observant. Excellent belief in
@WilliamsRuto
. Well executed.
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NASA calling the
#NASAPetition
a case by all Kenyans. Is that right? Retweet if you are part of the petition. Like if it's not your business
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This is gold content from Eric Omondi.
#GeneralMuhoozi
of Uganda 🇺🇬 trying to capture Kenya 🇰🇪 🤣🤣🤣
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I order Bolt in Mombasa.
Bolt guy calls.
‘Niaje? Unaenda town pande gani?’
I tell him the Ambalal Building.
‘App imeeandika pesa ngapi?’ He asks.
270 I tell him.
‘Fanya 400 tuende’ he retorts.
I cancel.
@Boltapp_ke
is this a new thing?
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Wamatangi has ‘discovered’ a junkyard full of county vehicles, including a fire truck. This man was the immediate former Kiambu Senator.
Nigga please!
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I called the new DCI boss number. He picked. I started stuttering. I hanged up. Now looking outside my office window for Subarus. 😂😂🤣
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I didn’t want to work 9-5. So I started my own firm. Now I work 24/7.
The irony of life!
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Ati mtu ameshinda Kesi ICC Ndio munampeleka Supreme Court 😂😂😂😂
Kenyan Boda Boda riders need their own Netflix documentary 😂😂😂.
Good morning and have a lovely day.
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Moses Wetangula is a smart politician. Credit where it’s due!
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DP was really doing well until Rigathi Gachagua arrived.
😂😂😂
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On this
#MashujaaDay
, Let's remember
#HeroSalah
who died protecting Christians in terror attack. He's my hero. My Shujaa.
#MashujaaDay
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Congratulations to The IEBC for conducting the most free, fair, transparent, credible, and verifiable elections.
Well done.
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Friday - Public Holiday for the burial of Mwai Kibaki
Monday - Labor Day public Holiday
Tuesday - Eid Al Fitr public holiday
Enjoy your long weekend next week.
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Nairobi. It’s now official.
Retweet for Azimio La Umoja.
Like for Kenya Kwanza.
@igathe
,
@EstherPassaris
@edwinsifuna
Vs
@SakajaJohnson
@MillicentOmanga
@bishopwanjiru
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No child should be going to school at this hour. At 5 in the morning. It’s not right. It’s unethical. It’s unproductive. Imagine the time that child wakes up to prepare to be going to school at this hour. With a huge bag on their shoulders. Surely! What is this? Why?
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Nigerians at a mall in Dubai are surprised by the humility of Kenyan president.
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Stop the CJ interviews. Swear in Justice Marete. Now. Retweet if you agree.
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Retweet if you think CJ Maraga is a hero and protected the integrity of the Judiciary.
#SupremeCourtDecides
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Lolani Kalu, with his beautifully distinct voice, says thank you to all of you.
@siyatii05
@abduljuniorh
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Congratulations to the new CS for Tourism and Wildlife Najib Balala.
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You have to give it to President William Ruto.
Organized.
Focused.
Hardworking.
Relentless.
His campaign was top notch. Very effective. Resonated well with the masses.
Congratulations President William Ruto, commander in chief of Kenya Defense Forces.
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I have never laughed out this loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. We give up. Tuna give up.
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Selling coconuts inside a coconut hut. Mombasa folks are very creative. Beautiful to see this.
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Noor Gabow is the Inspector General of The Kenya Police. Congratulations Sir.
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If you ask this Jubilee government to rearrange these mattresses, they will first have to form a committee 😂😂
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Few days ago I asked about the whereabouts of journalist Lolani Kalu. Today Chief Inspector Siyat of Kaloleni Station has found him. I have spoken to Lolani. He is going through hard times & seeking for your help. His number is 0720554930. Kindly send him what you can. Thanks.
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On a walk this evening in upper hill I saw that the former NTSA center is now a company called Watu. What do they do?
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KCPE Results Set to be Released Today.
Waiting for Khalwale to congratulate one of his children. Hawezi kosa. 😂
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I keep insisting Kenya yetu watu normal hawapiti 60 😂😂😂😅
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Just in:
3 cabinet secretary nominees fail the vetting threshold. I have the names.
But guess who they are.
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SC Orengo says that most of the ‘evidence’ they tabled before the court came from The DCI.
Seems like the first task of New President Ruto will be to streamline this directorate.
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Forget 2022 politics...
27 exercise books for a grade 1 child is a conversation we need to have as a country.
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This moved me to tears.
Harambee Stars Coach Jacob ‘Ghost’ Mulee recuperating at an Indian Hospital after donating one of his kidneys to his elder brother. This is what brotherhood is all about. This is what humanity means. 👊🏽 ✊ 👌🏾
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IEBC are appealing to members of the public to tell Didmus Barasa that he has won his Kimilili Seat and ask him to go and collect his certificate.
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I have known Governor
@Natembeya_G
since he was DCC Kamukunji and I must say he is always truthful and honest about situations. Watch this video and see how he candidly states the situation ailing this country. Leader.
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Hosted brother Lolani Kalu for lunch at my house. He’s a genuinely talented and amazing person. He has signed good contract with media house & received well wishes from many people. He’s grateful. Let’s uplift each other. Let’s be kind to each other. Kenyans are generous people.
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Mums who will do anything to put food on the table of the families. Who will educate their children. Who will have sleepless night not because they are ill but because their children are. They are my Shujaa. May they be blessed. Happy
#MashujaaDay2019
to them. Good morning.
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People in Malawi out in huge numbers in protest against the government. But the great thing here is the military and the police are PROTECTING the demonstrators. This is something new to Africa. This is refreshing. This is what a democracy should look like.
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Most Northern Kenya Governors were sworn in and they returned to their posh Nairobi suburban homes.
😂😂😂😭
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I am seated with a hotelier here in Mombasa and his phone is off the hook. Cancellations after another. Easter bookings cancelled. His business was just recovering. He was looking forward to this Easter break. The bookings looked very good. Now it’s all downhill. He’s shattered!
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Hahaha. You can’t hate Oscar Sudi. This man is hilariously funny bana. He made my day. Watch his take on the degree fiasco. Ati anakubali kiingereza cha
@Wetangulam
peke yake..
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Algerians out in full force against President Abdelaziz Bouteflika. This is huge.
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This is a proof that some of your ‘friends’ are not really your real friends. This is why it’s important to always work on yourself. Take care of yourself and family.
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Respect to my president Uhuru Kenyatta. Pausing his speech to let the Islamic call to prayers to finish.
That’s beautiful to see. The adhan is powerful.
Hats off sir.
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Sometimes promote these guys. You can get quality stuff.
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Guess the two Kenyan leaders who met in London last night?
Weuh! Siasaaaaaa
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Sasa Kalonzo akishindwa na Kingi for the senate speaker position he should just hang up his political boots and start water melon farming.
Honestly.
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I have gotten 7346 followers in the last 24 hours. Thank you guys. I’ll tweet credible, verifiable info. Not with emotions but facts.
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It is the first time in the history of independent Kenya that Boni Khalwale didn’t have a child doing KCSE.
Epic.
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President Ruto appoints outgoing President Uhuru Kenyatta his peace envoy to Ethiopia and Great Lakes Region.
Brilliant.
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Greetings from the ‘Get Over It’ man. Wakili
@mahat_somane
at his chambers. Intellectual, humble and very knowledgeable. Follow him on
@mahat_somane
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Tanzania president Magufuli says some of the testing kits donated to Africa are fake. He says animal, bird and fruit samples secretly sent to the National lab returned positive for the coronavirus - including a bird, a goat and pawpaw.
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This is Moving. The memories we make with our family is everything.
Reason why I always insist family is important no matter what. Father of Jacque Maribe making his daughter feel at ease by cracking jokes with her. Making her feel wanted despite the hardships. Beautiful.
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Nairobi. Today.
This will definitely give Murathe a sleepless night. And probably give ulcers to Atwoli. DP Ruto is just an effective campaigner.
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Kenyan cars filling up fuel on the other side of the border. Fuel is 24 birr per liter which is equivalent of Kshs 48 per liter. By the way Ethiopia is a landlocked country.
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The Kenya We Want. Inspector Salah protecting people and stopping violence with his gun tucked away and his arms open. Let's make this trend
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Eastleigh says NO to Terrorism. NO to Alshabab. NO to hatred. Shops closed in solidarity with all the victims of the Riverside attack.
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Isn’t it time for COTU to be led by another tribe?
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We have turned all our comedians into radio presenters & now all the radio presenters want to become politicians.
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If we turn all our comedians into radio presenters what happens to those who actually paid for & studied media?
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Hospital parking fees should be scrapped!
It’s immoral. Unethical. Greedy.
One shouldn’t be worried about an ailing loved one AND parking fees!
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“Don't brag about your morals until you have money to fund your temptations. So much is hidden in poverty that wealth will expose.
And don't also brag about your strengths while in wealth until you experience poverty. There is a lot hidden in wealth that poverty will expose”
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Daudi's salary was 200K.
One month he received 220K & kept quiet. Next month he received 180K & went to HR Manager to complain.
The manager asked why he didn’t complain the pevious month.
He replied ‘I normally forgive 1st mistake but when you make 2nd one l don’t tolerate it’
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Ngatia is OUT of the Nairobi gubernatorial race!
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Anyway whatever happens. Whatever results. Whoever wins. Remember we have one beautiful country called Kenya 🇰🇪.
Let’s maintain peace, unity and cohesion.
Be your brothers keeper.
Be blessed. ✌️
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Watch to the end. I never laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂🤣
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Absolutely unnecessary from Rigathi Gachagua.
You don’t punch someone who is already down! No.
Who gave Riggy G the mic 🎤?
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If the winner is the problem, can IEBC just announce the loser?
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‘We didn't go to engineering school to come here on Twitter to hawk knowledge freely’
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SC
@ahmednasirlaw
with
@HonAdenDuale
at Bomas. These two are winners in their own fields. Both rarely lose. In face Duale has never lost an election.
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This is a powerful image.
No matter what has happened to you in the past or what is going on in your life right now, it has no power to keep you from having an amazingly good future if you will walk by faith in God.
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