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I make fun of Rob Sharkey and stuff and I’ve also been on his show TWICE

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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
4 years
Married Friday, planting wheat on Monday!
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
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I often feel helpless to control much beyond my little corner of Texas. My time here in DC has changed that thought process. Between stops in Senator and Representative offices it’s inspired me to make an effort to talk to my government officials more.
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
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No telling the last time these were used. But I know they won’t be used again
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@farmerdan97
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
1 month
Driving that stretch between Dalhart and Sunray always reinforces my opinion on why I don’t want a dairy in my region
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@RepThomasMassie
Thomas Massie
1 month
Psst, Denmark… Tell this administration the Epstein files are in Greenland… they’ll lose all interest and will never be able to find it.
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
1 month
I wonder what the percentage of hours a sprayer gains by leaving it to idle while you’re filling up with water and chemical?
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
1 month
“Oh look, we just found 10,000,000,000 bushels of corn in someone’s garage”
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
1 month
Are you farming for the local monopoly? Or are you farming for the global monopoly? Are you farming so Argentina can learn your tricks of the trade? Or are you farming to earn a profit for the chemical and seeds salesman
@gwiesefarms
Grant Wiese
2 months
Are you farming for your local equipment dealer? Or are you farming to earn a profit for your family?
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
2 months
Probably the best form of tillage this ground has ever seen
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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The “Breaking Point” episode of Band of Brothers is one of the rawest depictions of war ever put on television.
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
2 months
define ‘peak television’
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@farmerdan97
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2 months
Deck the halls and not your family fa la la la la la la la la Merry Christmas everybody
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@romanhelmetguy
Roman Helmet Guy
2 months
I've been doing some historical research and you guys are not gonna believe this but it appears the American government was originally intended to serve the American people.
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
2 months
No more vacations to the Bahamas for this salesman
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
2 months
Which one of you turds did this
@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
2 months
Not trying to brag or anything..
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FarmerDan
2 months
Not trying to brag or anything..
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
2 months
My mail box is stating warm from all the guberment handouts
@JerodMcDaniel
Jerod McDaniel
2 months
Every farmer relaxing after harvest is one less that’s willing to play the cattle game. Have a cold one guys, you’ve earned it.
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
2 months
Anybody hungry?
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
3 months
I think there should be an occupation that solely provides photographs of American farm equipment to companies that are involved in any form in agriculture.
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
3 months
7am Friday morning. Be there.
@Ting4898
Luna😘
3 months
@farmerdan97 Congratulations on finishing the harvest! If you need help cleaning up the machinery, just let me know—I'd be happy to lend a hand! 🌅💪
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@farmerdan97
FarmerDan
3 months
Finished harvest this even with an absolute banger of a sunset! Glad to be done. Now who wants to help me clean the machinery off?
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