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@fariss1_
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1 year
London was decent 🌃
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3 years
U can chill w someone all day at uni and never see them again in ur life
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5 years
Tom Holland showing up to film spiderman 3 with Sony Tark and Fick Nury
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4 years
Tryna track my calories but idk how to tell MyFitnessPal how many calories are in my mums aloo gosht
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1 year
Lectures should be 1hr/1h30 max wtf is a 2 hour lecture
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3 years
Me tryna reference at uni
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3 years
Dave said “praise Allah for the peace” and next song he’s reciting bible verses uno
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@fariss1_
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2 years
Spotify heard that “sun goes down zoot comes up” tune and said shut this whole thing off rn
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3 years
One penalty doesn’t define us we’ll be back✌🏽
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3 years
If you put aside £1000 a day, you can end the year with over £300k savings 👏🤞🏽
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1 year
Uni is a humbling experience u write the most perfect essay and get slapped with 55
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4 years
@blunt_childd But if u got a sister and she has kids you’ll be the mums side to them
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2 years
Shawarma might be the perfect food ngl what a crazy invention
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3 years
@fionajones92 I now own a 20% stake in this friendship👍🏽cheers
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3 years
@afcshxbz Should never be in that position man poor guy, senior players let him and Sancho down
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3 years
“Yeah I’m from just outside london” no you are from LUTON😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️😭
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3 years
Love Island producers every year #LoveIsland
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@LoveIsland
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Eyes on the prize boys, AJ has entered the villa 🔥 #LoveIsland
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4 years
“ft. The Weeknd” just means it’s his song now
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4 years
@saaiaam_ That awkward 2 seconds while ur waiting to put the passcode in
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2 years
@18lenaa_ @aafix3 So is covid but no one’s saying that’s good
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1 year
Second half is always a write off
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2 years
I ordered takeaway for the fight and Khan managed to lose before it came nice one mate
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3 years
Things to do in East London: a thread 🧵
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2 years
Na this cold is a joke I woke up and had to de-ice my glasses
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5 years
Roses are red Violets are blue Maths paper 1 tomorrow and: #gcse2019 #GCSEMaths
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3 years
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2 years
Spotify crashed but u know what will never let you down? The Holy Qur’an subhanallah
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3 years
@gambinoo94 This blew up, dm for cheap promo ‼️
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3 years
The tiredness leaving my body when it’s time to sleep:
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5 years
Whaa, man said he had 100 pairs of black af1, that’s how I know @drillerxtrapper was on some serious crime🤕🤕
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3 years
Asian girls think red bull is a personality trait
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4 years
@zamin_1 Maintaining a good diet in an asian household is a struggle
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3 years
If ur trusting an air fryer for £4 you deserve whatever food poisoning it gives you
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11 months
Aesthetics killing my people bc why do u need clock app on the bottom bar😭😭😭
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It looks so wrong now
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@fariss1_
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2 years
Ldn🦉
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1 year
Told my brother to buy a collar for our cat and he decided to order a bright green hi-vis one ffs he looks like he’s about to do stewarding
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5 years
RV - Ofb - Triggered Vs. Frontstreet
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3 years
This saving stuff is easy
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3 years
Happy Pakistan day from me and stone cold Steve Austin❤️🇵🇰
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3 years
1) Leave
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3 years
Waiter asked how we want our steaks cooked and my mum said “nicely” I can’t breathe
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4 years
When @Mhuncho_1 said “I’m just tryna find a reason to live” I felt that one
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3 years
Pakistan lost that’s it I’m not doing my uni work now…
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Since WhatsApp is down I thought I’d bring WhatsApp to Twitter
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@durmatisna @artcheetosb0i The world if people just listened to me
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@fruitshootpapi It’s mad bruv how can I calorie-count when Mumzy’s making chicken karahi
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3 years
U better tell ur girl good morning cos I be up REAL early 👁
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5 years
@Santandave1 “Special guests” comin like a wireless lineup still
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5 years
This guy does not rest, meanwhile ur favourite rapper is doing one dance with 56 remixes☹️
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4 years
The most beautiful country in the world. 🇵🇰❤️ #PakistanZindabad
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1 year
Football will not take you to jannah
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@nazz_u I’d rather listen to that sound AirPod’s make when they’re about to die for an hour
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3 years
Alhamdulillah for another year🤲🏽❤️
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4 years
Year 13s hearing A-Levels are cancelled then realising they’re predicted DDE
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4 years
All Eid linkups at the pub then? Seeing as that’s not been banned 🙏🏽👍🏽
@SkyNewsBreak
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The Department of Health says members of separate households are banned from meeting each other indoors from midnight tonight in Greater Manchester, parts of Lancashire and parts of West Yorkshire from midnight tonight
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3 years
Every asian girl has a baking page and every asian guy has a reselling page
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3 years
When I see the brothers at Jummah sat with their foot at a 90 degree angle
@chiddyafc
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This Salah form is scary...
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5 years
@Santandave1 Really ended like this
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3 years
My attention 1 hour into a 2 hour lecture
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If you think your day was bad just imagine this guy
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Cheers mate never thought of that one 👍🏽
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@Santandave1 2:40 on psycho “I’m top boy and I givin man a turn” cos you’re in top boy 🤯🤯 @Santandave1
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4 years
@mjali28 I never understood this, how was not fasting gonna make u pass💀💀taking the word Smartwater a bit too serious
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3 years
RT if you can see your team 👁
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2 years
When Dave said he goes Heathrow more than we go petrol station that’s not even a flex anymore a flight is prob cheaper than a full tank rn
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Asian aunties will say “mind ni karna” then proceed to say the most hurtful shit ever
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@Santandave1 Live scenes from Barcelona:
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Boris 1-0 P4k1s
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@ajtracey Thiago Silva: ✅ KD: loading🌀
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@qasiddd Luckily I don’t have those
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Perez and his super league:
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@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
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🚨🚨| Florentino Perez: "Am I afraid that clubs may leave the Super League? No. The situation is so serious that everyone is okay to complete this project and find a solution. No one came here under pressure." @lequipe #rmalive
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Biskits mum in 2018
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Free Palestine🇵🇸❤️
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Unpopular opinion money heist is mad overhyped
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End of thread.
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Hating Snapchat doesn’t make u mature btw
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Marcus Rashford has done more for this country than Boris Johnson
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Can’t stop listening to Meekz verse on In The Fire
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It’s too easy to miss uni lectures they need to bring back detentions
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Zidane Iqbal vs Liverpool (A)
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Zidane Iqbal ✍️🌟
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@Nabzz4PM Do these people even exist or was I hallucinating 😭
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@fariss1_
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@Santandave1 Droppin the drill track might clear shit up g idk tho
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Jheeze man like @TroopzAFC on big sky sports you know👀
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"Has he won one of these? A cup!" 🥤 Which manager would you rather play under? In the build up to the North London derby between #AFC and #THFC , fans and former players sat down together to debate which team has the better manager.
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Everyone hates london till it’s time to go to london😭😭
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I can’t believe it took a whole global pandemic to get these lot to start washing their hands😭😭
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Hope everyone has a good FIRST fast today in’sha’Allah 🙏🏽❤️
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I could never send my mum to a care home are you MAD
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Jamz 20/21 pro clubs highlights🤡🤡🤡
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@Santandave1 @YouTube We need this on Spotify and Apple Music🤧
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@7hinobi 😭😭😭😭ur acc a wobbler pro max 512GB
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@binibeqirixo @Santandave1 I just want this😪😪
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The gang:
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Jake walking away after destroying every other couple #loveisland
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@its_rayyn @gambinoo94 Mf he stole it anyway it ain’t his tweet either😭😭😭
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