THE BEST GK IN THE WORLD.
THE BEST EVER RB.
THE GREATEST EVER CB TO PLAY THE GAME.
THE BEST LB IN THE WORLD.
THE BEST CDM.
THE BEST WINGER IN THE WORLD.
THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD.
Had an easy UCL run and when they finally bucked a half decent side they bottled it.
A MAN WENT TO ERIDIVISE AND LEFT BAKAYOKO, KUDUS, GAKPO, XAVI SIMMONS & SAID YEAH ANTONY IS WHO WE PUT 100 MILLION BRITISH POUNDS STERLING ON? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Some of my guys ain’t ever experienced heartbreak, some are nearly 30, I told the mandem you better go have a relationship asap cah if you have your first heartbreak in your 30s, u might mistake that for a midlife crisis
Can’t lie, enzo has to be held to the same standards as pogba. They misprofiled him due to his price tag. For 120 ms enzo has to control & dictate games alone, has to bag 20+ goals and 20+ assists whilst leading the best defensive actions for midfielders. Anything less is a flop
THEY SAID THEY DIDNT CARE ABOUT THE FA CUP. THE CARABARO CUP. THE EUROPA. THEY SAID THEY WERE FOCUSING SOLELY ON THE PREMIER LEAGUEEEEEEEE AND THEY STILLLLLL BOTTLED IT?
So grealish who didn’t take a penalty was partying less than 24hours after their final loss but Rashford and Sancho taking a plane singing along to songs is where people draw the line 😂😂😂
I used to link some chick & fam I swear I couldn’t tell wat she was on so I never tried nutin, just slapped her in the friend zone. Then one time I was leaving her whip and she said “u wanna beat” I was looking around like wah lool no build up play at all just stoke football
This is being widely shared online.
Black student Stanley Tany, was reportedly chased into a Ukraine police station by neo-Nazis-but forced to leave. To face the Nazis outside. Apparently Stanley has not been seen since.
#Stanleytany
"I cannot go outside, they want to harm me"
Men lying to their women that they are asleep so they can enjoy some late night PlayStation with the mandem. Women lying They’re asleep so they can tek next wood
If I’m mad or upset with someone I tend to not speak for a couple hours at least, I need to calm down to speak logically. Arguments happen coz people think it’s acceptable to speak in a heated moment
These times apparently if it’s fake you’re supposed to keep it. That woman’s always acting weird wenever I’m there. They even try think they’re sly and follow me down aisles like I’m a thief.
@NisaLocally
SYMs
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter
1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum
2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed
3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something
4. £7 saga “should I spark him”
I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.