BREAKING: Rina Sawayama confirms she TURNED DOWN the chance to represent the UK at Eurovision 2023. "I have a dental appointment that day. I couldn't cancel because it's NHS and I'd never get another one" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: France's La Zarra denies she made a rude gesture when receiving her disappointing Eurovision score. "Not at all. Although, the public can fuck right off anyway" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Israel's Noa Kirel is still upset over an incident at Eurovision. "In the semi-final, I shouted "do you wanna see me dance?" and someone from the crowd shouted "no, fuck off". It was horrible" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Petra Mede reveals she's ruled herself OUT of hosting Eurovision 2024. "I can't work with that twat Zelmerlöw again" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Ahead of the Grand Final, Jon Ola Sand reveals his views on Martin Österdahl's catchphrase 'You're good to go'. He told us: "It's absolute shite."
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EXCLUSIVE: UK act Olly Alexander reveals the meaning of his song 'Dizzy'. "It's all about when you get up too quickly and then have to sit down again because you feel ill" he told us.
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BREAKING: Måns Zelmerlöw reveals he's upset and disappointed not to be invited to perform at Eurovision 2023. "The organisers can fuck right off. Liverpool is a shit-hole anyway" he told us.
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BREAKING: BBC and EBU reveal a new way of announcing semi-final qualifiers for Eurovision, with losing performers being fired out of a cannon into the Mersey. "It'll be a real moment" a source told us.
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REVEALED: Danish winner Emmelie de Forest tells us she's never actually been in a forest. "They're dark and cold and scare me shitless" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Petra Mede says she can't believe Måns Zelmerlöw has said he wants to present Eurovision 2024. "What a desperate twat" she commented.
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EXCLUSIVE: The Queen personally invited Sam Ryder to perform at her Platinum Jubilee concert. A source close to Her Majesty told us: "She was very impressed by him, although she still prefers Electro Velvet."
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EXCLUSIVE: Lithuania's Silvester Belt reveals he's never actually worn a belt in his life. "I prefer to be free around the waist" he told us.
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REVEALED: Ireland's Lesley Roy can't bring herself to use maps anymore after Eurovision 2021. "I'd rather get lost" she told us exclusively.
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BREAKING: Theodor Andrei is keen to represent Romania again at Eurovision 2024. "I had such a wonderful time this year, I'd love to work with the great guys at TVR again!" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: SVT reveals the interval acts for the three live Eurovision shows:
Semi-Final 1: Måns Zelmerlöw
Semi-Final 2: Måns Zelmerlöw
Grand Final: Anna Bergendahl (featuring Måns Zelmerlöw)
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REVEALED: The EBU now has a firm view on where the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest will be held. "It'll definitely be somewhere in Europe" an insider told us exclusively.
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EXCLUSIVE: Strong rumours that the UK's staging for Eurovision 2023 will be 'inspired' by 2021, with two giant typewriters hanging above Mae Muller.
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BREAKING: VICTORIA reveals that she will not represent Bulgaria at Eurovision 2024. "Unfortunately, I am expecting an Amazon delivery that week" she told us exclusively.
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EXCLUSIVE: AJ Odudu nicked some of the props from the Eurovision 2023 allocation draw. "I just took home the big bowls and stuff. I'm going to use them to serve pasta from!" she told us.
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BREAKING: With Malmö announced as Eurovision 2024 host city, Bonnie Tyler reveals she's up for representing the UK again. "I was there in 2013, and I know all the best bars and pubs you know!" she told us.
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REVEALED: On the eve of their Glastonbury set, Måneskin reveal that they may play a few Eurovision classics. "We're seriously thinking of doing 'Embers' and 'I Don't Feel Hate'", Damiano told us.
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BREAKING: SuRie applies to the Met Office to have all future storms named after her. "It's only fair after what happened in Lisbon" she told us.
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Irish entrant Brooke reveals she recently met an old man who claimed to be a pop empresario in the 1990s. "Bless him, he was babbling on about boy bands, key changes and sitting on stools. I've no idea who he was" she told us exclusively.
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BREAKING: Irish broadcaster RTÉ announces selection process for Eurovision 2024. "It'll consist of crap songs, amateur performances and a clueless jury on The Late Late Show, as usual" a source told us.
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REVEALED: SVT's "big change" for Eurovision 2024 is that the country performing first will also be allowed to perform again after the last song. "We think that makes it fairer" a source told us.
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REVEALED: Portugal's Mimicat doesn't actually even like cats! "They piss everywhere, the repulsive little bastards" she told us exclusively.
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REVEALED: Swiss entrant Remo Forrer says he was obsessed by hazelnut-based chocolate as a kid. "People used to call me Ferrero Forrer, I hated it" he told us exclusively.
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REVEALED: DoReDos admit they still perform the door opening routine at special occasions for friends and family. "We did it at a funeral the other day, it was a bit sick" Marina told us.
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BREAKING: Following the ending of TaP Music's partnership with the BBC, the broadcaster is confident it can win Eurovision in 2024 with a new approach. "We're looking at who is massive on Myspace" an insider told us.
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BREAKING: Rosa Linn's 'Snap' becomes the most successful Eurovision song of all time, making number one in 95 countries and being streamed 127 billion times an hour.
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BREAKING: After her stunning second rehearsal, Iceland's Hera Björk is now FAVOURITE to win Eurovision 2024. "Watching her, it gave me goosebumps, it was like Fuego" an onlooker reported.
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EXCLUSIVE: Following the success of Junior Eurovision, EBU officials are drawing up plans for 'FoetusVision'. It will feature pregnant mothers duetting with their unborn children.
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REVEALED: Denmark's Saba reveals the true meaning of her song 'Sand'. "It's about all those trips to the beach when sand just gets everywhere! Especially pants!" she told us exclusively.
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REVEALED: RTE officials are delighted with the Eurosong 2023 result. "It means they've only had to book the Travelodge in Liverpool until the Wednesday of Eurovision week" a source told us.
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REVEALED: Swedish broadcaster SVT is looking to cut down the Eurovision 2024 Grand Final to just 90 minutes. "The idea is to cut all songs to 60 seconds, which will really bring in the TikTok generation!" a source told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: The lyrics of Loreen's Melodifestivalen 2023 song will focus on one of her favourite topics. "It's all about baked potatoes" an insider told us.
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REVEALED: France 2023 entrant La Zarra is OBSESSED with cup-a-soup. "It's just SO simple! Take a sachet, boil the kettle, away you go!" she told us exclusively.
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REVEALED: Other Melodifestivalen final participants have complained about Loreen. One insider told us: "She's boring everybody by only talking about her love of baked potatoes. It's so fucking dull."
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EXCLUSIVE: Ulrikke has started a war of words with fellow Melodi Grand Prix contestant Elsie Bay. "I had no idea who she was. I thought she was a seaside resort!" she laughed.
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EXCLUSIVE: Romania's Roxen reveals she just can't recall the name of her 2021 Eurovision entry. "I remember the song we had for 2020, but you know I've clean forgotten the 2021 one! Did it begin with an 'A'?!" she told us.
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BREAKING: BBC host Graham Norton is certain the UK can win Eurovision 2024. "As far as I'm concerned, Olly Murs is a generational talent" he told us exclusively.
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BREAKING: Former UK entrants Sonia and Lulu are involved in a bitter feud over whether Liverpool or Glasgow should host Eurovision 2023. "Lulu doesn't even live in Glasgow, for fuck's sake" Sonia told us, while Lulu retorted "At least I actually won the contest!"
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EXCLUSIVE: Norway's Alessandra reveals that when she hit the high whistle note at the Eurovision Grand Final, a little bit of wee came out. "I had spare pants, it was fine" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Strong rumours that the BBC has already asked Sam Ryder to return for the UK in 2024. "He just told us to fuck off unfortunately" a source told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Austria's 2016 entrant Zoë reveals that she had absolutely no idea what she was singing about. "I thought it was something to do with loins, but I wasn't sure" she told us.
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REVEALED: Loreen has come up with a new idea for the Eurovision staging of 'Tattoo'. An insider told us that "she wants to emerge on stage from a massive baked potato."
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EXCLUSIVE: Irish Head of Delegation Michael Kealy reveals RTÉ's new approach to win Eurovision 2024. "We've gone for something completely new - a Louis Walsh boy band!" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Ireland's Bambie Thug reveals that their recent bout of food poisoning has inspired new music. "I've written a new song called Doomsday Poo" they told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Austria's Teya and Salena are delighted to be the first act to perform in the Eurovision Grand Final. "It means we can get to the pub for 9pm and be back home for Match Of The Day" they told us.
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BREAKING: The BBC apologies for an article ranking 2023 Eurovision songs that angered Twitter. "We got it wrong - we should have predicted 8th for the UK, not 7th." a statement read.
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EXCLUSIVE: UK 1996 entrant Gina G has finally revealed the true meaning of 'Ooh Aah...Just A Little Bit'. "It's about shagging" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Malta's Ira Losco says she has no desire to 'walk on water'. "I just think it would be pointless because seas are very long and wide, so it would still take ages to get anywhere" she told us.
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REVEALED: France's Eurovision entry was released early by mistake. "Some idiot pressed the wrong button. It was meant to come out in March."
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EXCLUSIVE: Sweden's Benjamin Ingrosso is still a bit upset about receiving only 21 points in the 2018 televote. "Basically, the public are twats" he told us.
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BREAKING: Aidan Cassar disqualified from the Maltese Eurovision selection for 2023 after allegedly calling last year's entry 'I Am What I Am' "a steaming pile of shit".
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EXCLUSIVE: Poland's Blanka is to trademark the word 'BEJBA' for future marketing purposes. "I can see it on a pencil case" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Eurovision 2023 presenter Hannah Waddingham reveals her most memorable Song Contest moment. "Back in 2003, when Jemini started singing, I shat myself" she told us.
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BREAKING: German Head of Delegation Alexandra Wolfslast describes international juries as "absolute fuckwits" after last night's national final. "And the public are knobs too" she added.
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EXCLUSIVE: Loreen reveals why she has recently signed with TaP Music. "I just LOVED what they did with Mae Muller in Liverpool!" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Mae Muller is working on a musical about the history of banking. 'I Wrote A Cheque' is expected in provincial theatres in the summer.
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BREAKING: First interval act for Eurovision 2023 revealed: Verka Serduchka to duet with Engelbert Humperdinck on a hip-hop version of 'Love Shine A Light'.
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BREAKING: Rita Ora reveals she enjoyed performing at Eurovision 2023 so much. Asked if she would return as a contestant, she laughed: "No fucking way!"
BREAKING: EBU announces new voting rules for 2023, including all ten qualifiers from both semi-finals being selected only by people named Martin.
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BREAKING: Greece's Victor Vernicos says he's not too bothered about not making the Eurovision final. "It means that on Saturday I can go to scout camp without having to change my clothing!" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: The next 2023 Eurovision interval act revealed: Go_A and Sonia will together perform a new folktronica version of 'Better The Devil You Know'.
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BREAKING: UK act Olly Alexander has described the staging of 'Dizzy' as "gritty". He elaborated that "we're literally putting grit all over the stage and I'll writhe on it".
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EXCLUSIVE: Blanco confirms his intention to quit singing to become a florist. "I just feel a real affinity to the natural world" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Slovenia's Joker Out are not totally sure what their song 'Carpe Diem' really means. "I think it's about fish," Bojan told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Polish entrant Blanka reveals her song 'Solo' is all about her favourite Star Wars character. "The song was nearly called 'Chewbacca'" she told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Finland's Käärijä reveals that he might change his outfit for Eurovision 2023. "I'm seriously considering putting a nice suit and tie on" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Sam Ryder reveals the REAL reason why he's parted company with his record label. "They said I was too negative and not cheerful enough" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Sweden's John Lundvik reveals he still hasn't got over the tense finale to the voting in Eurovision 2019. "Every time I think of it, I need to do a poo" he told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Australian broadcaster SBS reveals the latest news on Eurovision participation negotiations. "The EBU said we could compete as long as we didn't send Jessica Mauboy again" an insider told us.
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EXCLUSIVE: Ireland's Wild Youth reveal how wild they really are. "The maddest thing I've done is throw a paperclip out of a hotel window! It was crazy, man" Conor told us.
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REVEALED: 2023 winner Loreen says she celebrated her Eurovision victory in style on Sunday. "I had a glass of champagne and tucked into a massive baked potato!" she told us exclusively.
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BREAKING: Jon Ola Sand says he is not in favour of all the changes in Eurovision format in recent years. "It's too much. Österdahl is a knob" he told us exclusively.
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