"If you give me six lines of C written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will trigger undefined behavior." -- Cardinal Richelieu

"That you, Peach? I see Toadsworth roped you into this too."

I had no idea AAA Mario would be so popular. I had to make some more. 🍄 ft. @ArielHck as Peach

I casually started watching “KPop Demon Hunters,” got completely hooked, and ended up crying my eyes out by the end. It was so, so good 🥺🫶

To date, the only linear algebra text I’ve actually sat down and read is “A Rough Guide to Linear Algebra” by Dongryul Kim, presumably written while the author was an undergrad. I can’t recommend it enough.

https://t.co/BLl40rT6X8

big game prank was a success

If you love Wicked you need to watch Oz on HBO next

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

Holy shit that’s funny

Christians do not call burial places “necropolises”, that is, “cities of the dead”, but “cemeteries”, which literally means “sleeping places”, places where one rests, awaiting the resurrection.

ANNOUNCING: CULT SERIES @2Kawaii4Comfort TO RETURN AS AN INDIE ANIMATION! Heralded as "Terrifyingly Accurate" this slice of life dramedy takes the audience back to the raw anime con culture of mid late 00's. But instead of pulling a "Disney" our live action show is going 2D!!

I have a friend: thin, athletic build, phd in mathematics, built his own cabin in Montana, prolific writer, loves tinkering, but women don’t seem interested I don’t get it

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

Found in a Turkish restaurant in the UK

spotted at Stanford graduation

someone is flying a plane with a banner over stanford’s graduation right now that says “congrats! don’t work for elon” 😭😭😭

Church historian in 2500: The zuchetto was originally a skullcap. The first American pope Leo XIV modified the zuchetto to include a large front brim, and this style became adopted by subsequent popes. The stylized SOX means "Successor of Christ" (the X from the Greek Xristos)."

Putting one of those "I bought this before he went crazy" stickers on this

Bill Ackman keeps telling this story about how his then girlfriend went MIA for 10 hours when she met Brad Pitt. You couldn’t waterboard that information out of me