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Dedicated to the pusuit of highlighting stupid!

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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
5 months
Oh hell no! They lied to us before. They #failed the people of this country with the #covid shot. Now this....... Never again!
@Sowetan1981
Sowetan
5 months
In April next year, SA, plans to start rolling out an anti-HIV jab, taken only twice a year, that could end Aids in the country within 14 to 18 years โ€” if enough people take it.
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
6 months
Listen to how the unprepared Anele and her crew were brutally owned by Helen Zille. @947 should stick to playing music and being pretend life-coaches. Anele will never be Tsidi! https://t.co/pIcSycRtFm
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
6 months
If you're a "fenced" Bryan Adams fan, DON'T listen to @Hot1027FM because they just announced his concert in April 2026 and will be killing his songs for the next 7.5 months. FYI: It's the same station that complains about Xmas music being played in stores in Sept!!!!
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@MarcAJoubert
(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E)
6 months
Please be very careful using @Uber_RSA ! Its clear their system is being "hacked" by criminals and most concerning - the don't give a FUCK about it or their customers! https://t.co/NFhf3P2dNf
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topauto.co.za
Uber has come under fire from a Pretoria resident who claims the e-hailing company failed to provide key information for a police investigation when his Uber driver allegedly robbed him.
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@MarcAJoubert
(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E)
6 months
The is world is about "to boldly go where no man has gone before" and as per the first time, it will be a KIRK that will guide us there... #ripcharliekirk
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
8 months
This is insane! Essentially marketing a rugby game for more than 8k. #fail
@MarcAJoubert
(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E)
8 months
It's game day ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ†š๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น And you can watch this game for only R8, 388! Payable in 12 easy-to-afford monthly installments. @DStv WTAF!!!!
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
9 months
Could the #DiddyFreakoffs damage the #JohnsonandJohnson brand that #onlyfans help build? #babyoil
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
9 months
A MASSIVE FAIL for @ewnupdates as this interview has reportedly been taken down. Agenda exposed OR Mediocrity exposed? You decide.
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
10 months
Can we add KG Rabada to this list pls..... @ProteasMenCSA
@BowesChay
Chay Bowes
10 months
What have these people all got in common?
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
1 year
Nah guys, it's an ice-cream cup! Nothing more! Nothing less!
@hungrylion
Hungry Lion - SA
1 year
Bow down to the King of Sundaes!๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘‘ Get the King Sized Vanilla Sundae for 14.90 at all stores.
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
1 year
It's clear that Zionism is the problem!
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
1 year
Thankfully I am not in a position to have to vote for this! Although, she kinda makes it easy to vote for a slipper!
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
1 year
Traditional media are using everything they can to keep the lights on. @BonaMag are no different! #fail #clickbait
@MarcAJoubert
(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E)
1 year
This is how @BonaMag is click-baiting people on the back of the Siya/Rachel family breakup. #disgusting
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
If you ever needed proof that fast food companies like this ๐Ÿ‘‡ will ALWAYS look to give you the smallest meal possible - unless it's a special offer. "2 bigger pieces" WTAF!!!!
@hungrylion
Hungry Lion - SA
2 years
Your Mornings are about to get way better ๐Ÿ˜Š.. Introducing the Big Bite 2 + Redbull Meal for only R49.90 at a store near you๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ. Offer valid until 10 AM every morning. #Hungrylikealion
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
If anyone is keen for 3 layers of vomit in a box..... This is the place to go ๐Ÿ‘‡
@DebonairsPizza
Debonairs Pizza
2 years
With 3 layers and 3 cheeses, you can look forward to Unboxing Something Amazing. Get the Large TripleDeckerยฎ for the special price of R189.90.
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
What is interesting is that only after he becomes the leader of the official opposition, that it becomes too much to bare!? Happy to let the toxic attitudes slide until then.....
@MmusiMaimane
Mmusi Maimane MP
2 years
I fought toxic attitudes in the DA daily.
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
Was only a matter of time. Inconsistency is a 'trust killer"!
@nytimesworld
New York Times World
2 years
Concerns are growing that the World Anti-Doping Agency, whose job is keeping sports free of illegal drugs, is failing at that mission.
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
Remember when @TISSOT gave a paralympic cyclist with no fore-arms, a wrist watch!? Gotta love that smile....
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
The double standards - frighteningly no-one is jumping up and down about the plan to exterminate the millions of people.
@MarcAJoubert
(M) (A) (R) (Q) (U) (E)
2 years
Because mugs are more dangerous than vaccines!
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@failedmarketer
FAIL Festival
2 years
Just imagine what the medical industry will mark-up the internet costs if they already mark-up surgical gloves by 1000%!!!!
@MichaelJordaan
Michael Jordaan
2 years
Remote surgery is a gamechanger
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