Fabian Hebestreit
@fabsolutely
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Screenwriter of films/shows you‘ve never heard of. Gay. Cancer and Rape Survivor. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. He/Him.
Germany
Joined February 2010
This is the tweet that I pinned to the top of my timeline to fool you into thinking that I'm a lot smarter and funnier than I really am.
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Oprah Winfrey at Stonewall: “You get a brick! And you get a brick! Everybody gets a brick!”
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Meanwhile, in Germany…
You’re not allowed to stop and watch the Las Vegas Formula One Grand Prix without a ticket and stopping in a pedestrian walking zone or on a bridge with a view will get you a ticket, a fine or worse trouble. A few locals and tourists are circumventing this by utilizing the
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Just me and the gals having brunch
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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My best friend just sent me a picture of the fluffy creature he encountered on the street and I need to share it with you
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Wicked was thoroughly enjoyable. One family left right as Defying Gravity was starting, which is a very strange choice.
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'You were here' Homotherium latidens Watercolor pencils on paper
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Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár back to her rightful place as the head of the Berlin orchestra
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The weirdest thing about this is that they ordered soup
currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to “choose the knife that speaks to me most” for consumption of my meal
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I get why Ellen and Busey were executed, but what did Chris Nolan do?
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i found millions of YouTube videos that have default camera names as titles (like IMG_0276) and made it into a website where you can watch random ones. unedited, pure moments from random lives https://t.co/zdYQmkz0qk
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Don’t Develop FOMO Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
In 2024, more music is being released in a single day than was released in the entire calendar year of 1989, according to a new report → https://t.co/Iv3YTAZ8Wv
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Not pictured: Stop Motion Tintin Don’t start with him!
It's #Tintin Day again! Someone on Tumblr asked where to start with the franchise so I drew up a menu - pick your flavour! 🍦✨
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Gonna write a romcom about two bickering strangers sharing a room at the Trump Escape Cruise
A cruise company is offering a 4-year journey to escape Donald Trump's presidency 🚢 • Price is $256K for one person to have their own room for four years • $160K per person for a double occupancy room for four years • Food, beer, and wine is included
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PHYSICAL FAN ART IS SO DOPE AND INSPIRING I GOTTA LOOK FOR MORE STUFF LIKE THIS
What if I really was someone else? Very far away on the other side of a television screen? #isawthetvglow
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