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Fabian Hebestreit

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Screenwriter of films/shows you‘ve never heard of. Gay. Cancer and Rape Survivor. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. He/Him.

Germany
Joined February 2010
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Fabian Hebestreit
10 years
This is the tweet that I pinned to the top of my timeline to fool you into thinking that I'm a lot smarter and funnier than I really am.
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
Oprah Winfrey at Stonewall: “You get a brick! And you get a brick! Everybody gets a brick!”
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
Meanwhile, in Germany…
@vegasstarfish
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1 year
You’re not allowed to stop and watch the Las Vegas Formula One Grand Prix without a ticket and stopping in a pedestrian walking zone or on a bridge with a view will get you a ticket, a fine or worse trouble. A few locals and tourists are circumventing this by utilizing the
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@Schmrgl
Schmrgl
1 year
Mental illnesses as paintings: Anal prolapse
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Schmrgl
1 year
Mental illnesses as paintings: Hemophilia
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
Just me and the gals having brunch
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July
1 year
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
My best friend just sent me a picture of the fluffy creature he encountered on the street and I need to share it with you
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
@rakalipal
rakali
1 year
Wicked was thoroughly enjoyable. One family left right as Defying Gravity was starting, which is a very strange choice.
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Schmrgl
1 year
Mental illnesses as paintings: Heterosexuality
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1 year
Mental illnesses as paintings: Nystagmus
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@chrissygarros
Christiana Garros
1 year
'You were here' Homotherium latidens Watercolor pencils on paper
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@theonlyjordan__
jordí
1 year
Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár back to her rightful place as the head of the Berlin orchestra
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
The weirdest thing about this is that they ordered soup
@chelbb_
C H E L B! 🌭
1 year
currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to “choose the knife that speaks to me most” for consumption of my meal
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@SmoothDunk
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3 years
Here’s A Comic About Making Comics
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@rionabuthello
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1 year
Some of my recent paintings
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
I get why Ellen and Busey were executed, but what did Chris Nolan do?
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@Bonnymama7
Bonny 😉 ( Commission OPEN)
1 year
Witch's Curse 🐺🧙‍♀️
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@rtwlz
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1 year
i found millions of YouTube videos that have default camera names as titles (like IMG_0276) and made it into a website where you can watch random ones. unedited, pure moments from random lives https://t.co/zdYQmkz0qk
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
Don’t Develop FOMO Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
1 year
In 2024, more music is being released in a single day than was released in the entire calendar year of 1989, according to a new report → https://t.co/Iv3YTAZ8Wv
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
CHALLENGERS (2024), directed by Luca Guadagnino
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
Not pictured: Stop Motion Tintin Don’t start with him!
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edorazzi
1 year
It's #Tintin Day again! Someone on Tumblr asked where to start with the franchise so I drew up a menu - pick your flavour! 🍦✨
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
Gonna write a romcom about two bickering strangers sharing a room at the Trump Escape Cruise
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
1 year
A cruise company is offering a 4-year journey to escape Donald Trump's presidency 🚢 • Price is $256K for one person to have their own room for four years • $160K per person for a double occupancy room for four years • Food, beer, and wine is included
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Fabian Hebestreit
1 year
PHYSICAL FAN ART IS SO DOPE AND INSPIRING I GOTTA LOOK FOR MORE STUFF LIKE THIS
@charlililart
Charli
1 year
What if I really was someone else? Very far away on the other side of a television screen? #isawthetvglow
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