iOS 26.3 shipping with the “shadow but make it drunk” feature. Really looks like a `text-shadow: -32px 0 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.25);` scenario.

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

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Io: in quale direzione è orientato il treno nella piantina di selezione del posto? @fsitaliane: Sì. E l'operatore chiude la chat. Grazie. Davvero utile. 🤷‍♂️ Motivo in più per usare @trainline_it.

Here's our amazing family picture from WordCamp Europe Torino 2024!🇮🇹 Thank you all for being part of this unforgettable event. #WCEU

Ever wondered what 328 Automatticians in a room looks like? Take a look ⬇️😎 The #dotcommeetup has officially kicked off! Stay tuned for fun sneak peeks into our week in Munich.

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LET THE #EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2023...BEGIN!

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Recruiter: So why do you want to work at our office in Mexico? Dev: I want to be a señor developer

Puoi seguire la finale del Festival di Sanremo 📺 in TV su Rai1 💻 streaming in mondovisione su RaiPlay: https://t.co/OVFMrRwOKK 👉 in diretta LIS: https://t.co/h6sK3zMqj2 ➡️ sul canale 202 DTT di Rai Radio2 e in Visual: https://t.co/GUXjizI4DG e sui social con #Sanremo2023

LET THE SHOW BEGIN! #Eurovision #ESC2022

Using one flag emoji…tell us who you’re supporting tonight! #Eurovision 🇨🇿🇷🇴🇵🇹🇫🇮🇨🇭🇫🇷🇳🇴🇦🇲🇮🇹🇪🇸🇳🇱🇺🇦🇩🇪🇱🇹🇦🇿🇧🇪🇬🇷🇮🇸🇲🇩🇸🇪🇦🇺🇬🇧🇵🇱🇷🇸🇪🇪

Let the #Eurovision Song Contest 2022...BEGIN! 🤩🎉🥳

True story. #defollowatemi

Voliamo a Torino su una bici di diamanti con @Mahmood_Music & #Blanco 🚲✨ 📌 Save the date: 10-12-14 Maggio 2022 #TheSoundOfBeauty #Eurovision2022 #ESCita #ESC2022 #Eurovision @Eurovision

The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water.

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Never ask a SQL dev to help you move furniture. They drop tables.