24/7 I dey brainstorm how to guide..🥷🏽🦅

As I mark 10 years on this app today, what are your favourite memories of this account? Tell us 3.

when you come home with a fresh cut and your girl gassing you up.

Brazilians have football in their DNA because wtf😱😱

if my babe send her friend to test me, i go taste am, that small pikin nonsense must stop

Bayern Munich returning Jackson to Chelsea after their transfer ban was confirmed today

Apc twitter I’m back.

I tried talking to a girl last night, but she stylishly rejected me, saying she was in a hurry. Today I saw her again and she approached me asking, “Were you the guy from last night?” I said yes. Then she said, “Oh, I’m sorry for not paying attention to you, I was in a hurry.” So

Out of office, on this sunny Monday in the Maldives. Happiness is free⛱️ … F.Ote💲

He's gonna be even more popular for this now

The older I get, the more I understand this man

😭😭😭😭

This bike man sat on my prick.. God even if na small Toyota Corolla, provide for me. I dey suffer 💔

Only the elite 💙

I've seen enough movies to know that if you film a video like that of your wife, you're condemning her to an early death.

make dem send that guy link to 2026 abeg

American: "I was so poor that i used to sleep in my car" Africans:

Tolu Arokodare with the leveller! 🇳🇬☕️

Just got a new whip, tell me congratulations 🎉👏🥳

Wizkid really fvcķ with Mavo’s Mofe. The leg movement at the end 😂❤️

Bodo Glimt owner after hearing about Chelsea’s 2 years transfer ban