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Developer of software, novice lifter of weights and appreciator of otters 🦦 Megatron did nothing wrong.

Under Mt. Fuji
Joined September 2020
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
2 months
I re-open substack and write this article about recent health intervention I made that has changed the game for me and that nobody talks about in the same terms that I can find. idk maybe you read and RT if you like link below
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@bog_beef
stricture
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Let us link up our 23andMe too
@InsiderWire
Insider Wire
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#BREAKING: X will soon be displaying every users’ country of origin on their public profiles.
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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extremely redditarded sentence:
@aylacroft
Ayla Croft
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Can we make 2026 the year of dark mode books?
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@0x49fa98
Zero HP Lovecraft 🦅🐍
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I have been talking about this all year
@zoomertea
zoomertea ♱⃓ 🇬🇧
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No one is talking about how we need to re-distribute wealth to men in order to fix the birth rate.
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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This is probably true for most patients mostly. It is also true most doctors (especially this one) should be replaced by AI bots.
@shellshocktm
Shelly
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@SeedOilDsrspctr Doctor here. No point discussing it because a) they lack the base knowledge required to fully understand the root causes b) it's irrelevant to the treatment and symptom relief in the acute phase c) despite counseling they remain noncompliant and continue the pattern of behaviors
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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The cure to this is to stop asking.
@DeChristianLife
De Christian Life
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Honest marital conversation around S*x
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@ObviousRises
MR. OBVIOUS
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I'm convinced women just rewrite reality retroactively in their own head to justify whatever they are thinking or feeling at the time.
@ClownWorld_
Clown World ™ 🤡
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Impossible
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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I dreamt Tucker Carlson hired mercnaries to fly an armed chopper around a city taking out bad guys and then filmed it live for his show. I played a lot of Battlefield 6 yesterday.
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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Total Japanese unlimited soda supremacy
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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UK government outlaws free drink refills on hot chocolate, mocha and Coke Cola
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@InsaneMegaCD
Insane Mega-CD Facts
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It's because modern gaming kind of sucks.
@LarryBundyJr
Larry Bundy Jr
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Why? 1> Too expensive 2> Greed with DLC that should be in the base game 3> Greed with micro transactions 4> 99% guaranteed to be a broken, buggy mess at launch 5> Heavily discounted after a few weeks 6> The knowledge that the publisher can take the game from you when they wish
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@acteduweininger
glycine nationalist
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Based on these numbers, it would be cheaper when a Maori is born to give them $500K and deport them to any country of their choosing and save the country over $400K over their lifetime.
@acteduweininger
glycine nationalist
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@WarlordTomII Our dollar is weaker but the numbers are comparable. In New Zealand the total life time cost per capita of each Maori to our society is. Maori economic cost due to crime $200K Maori economic cost due to social spending $637K Maori economic cost due to their children becoming
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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Californian HOMOS still wearing FACE NAPPY MASKS in 2025 need to GET THE FUCK OUT of my corner of Japan
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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I like my adult daycare thank you very much, it pays my adult bills.
@Surfer_Binary
Binary Surfer
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Unpopular opinion: if you can go on holiday for more than a week and come back to zero urgent emails/messages, 99% chance your job is effectively adult day-care and shouldn't exist.
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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He's talking about Lawrence of Arabia These people are demented https://t.co/R07F6H84pw
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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The REAL Dune is better than both.
@nerd_cookies
Nerd Cookies
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Dune Part 1 is better than Dune Part 2
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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Windows 11 UI was not the one to copy here 😬
@tom_doerr
Tom Dörr
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Ubuntu-based Linux OS with a Windows-like interface, easy for new users
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@DaQiHuangdi
Gao Yang
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POV: You're watching Hasan's stream. His dog needs to go out.
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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Finally figured out how to boil chicken with out it going all hard and shit
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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(back = doggy style in Japanese)
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@eyepatchjack
Eye Patch Jack
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JAPAN IS BACK
@mariyatomoko
毬谷友子 🕊 TOMOKO MARIYA
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「JAPAN is back 」 「日本は後退。」 って、御本人が言っていましたね。 😭
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@LearnToToad
Toad
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Mexico is banning an actual picture of their own president
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