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dilettante extraordinaire (also a doctor but you guys don't care about that)

Joined October 2018
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Shelly
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Shelly
8 days
was gonna get little nightmares 3 but 2499 for a game ill probably finish in less than 20 hours is xczgvxgolc
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Shelly
9 days
This is the first time I've ever seen a non retarded evan tweet
@esjesjesj
evan loves worf
10 days
I’m losing my mind how is this not a bit. Pressing caps lock for every capital letter is like getting fully naked to go to the bathroom
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Shelly
11 days
The replies show how unfunny most people actually are. There are like two good jokes in there.
@benzaehringer
Ben Zaehringer
12 days
Fill in the blanks #madlibs
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Shelly
16 days
Dude I'm at the video game store getting my controller repaired and there's this guy literally unironically buying knack 2 like who tf would
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Shelly
17 days
Bro idc about being understood just solve my damn problem
@iwishurosesxo
chey
18 days
how it feels when someone treats you like a soul to be understood instead of a problem to be solved
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Shelly
18 days
Twitter is a great source of news in real time but the catch is you'll read retarded takes on a daily basis that makes you want to smash your head against a wall
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Shelly
23 days
I 100% agree as long as we're not also redefining the word 'correct' to include things that are incorrect.
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Shelly
26 days
fuck fold phones i want a tmobile sidekick again
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Shelly
1 month
Sweet mother of projection. I don't even need to look this movie up to just know it was written by a solipsistic woman.
@DarkPsychForMen
Dark Psychology | Dating Master
1 month
Men, Do you agree with this?
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Shelly
1 month
This is why YouTube is superior to traditional media
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Shelly
1 month
Had the scary movie conversation yesterday with another doctor who said her patient woke up unconscious
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Shelly
2 months
OMEGALUL
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Shelly
2 months
Damn she really naded herself and then reported a dude for flaming her lmaooo shit wasn't even misogynistic or hateful and people here are cooking her so bad, Twitter is limiting all the the replies LOL
@hvnlypeach
peach
2 months
I just wanna show you guys how draining it is to play faceit as a woman these days. Yes i know these guys will likely get banned, yes i have reported them, no you don't have to tag darwin. But it's getting draining. This is over 50% of my games these days. Banning these types of
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Shelly
2 months
Top tier bait or stellar lack of self awareness? Personally I think it's just cheekily playing both sides
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Shelly
2 months
Nah X is crazy I'm seeing happily married women who have a couple of kids in their early twenties being told to 'close their legs' tf are people so far gone now
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Shelly
2 months
If @BalatroGame adds cross platform saves/profiles I'll immediately purchase it on my phone and switch
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Shelly
3 months
Marry me, Spider-Man, together we'll go on a cruise
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
3 months
🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actor Willem Dafoe has left his fans ‘confused and disappointed’ after he appeared in this new video wearing a ‘house wife dress.’
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Shelly
3 months
Americans think feet smell all the time. It's because they wear their shoes all the time. Which makes their feet smell. Which is why they wear their shoes all the time.
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Shelly
3 months
Dumb mfs can't even comprehend you're treated by others based on how they perceive you and that has a tangible effect on your life
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Shelly
3 months
The replies are ghastly. People will sell their privacy for an iota of convenience.
@ellievhall
Ellie Hall
3 months
I hope the person who came up with this Gmail feature lives a blessed life:
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