The only thing better than trump not winning the Nobel Peace Prize after begging for it all year, is him learning he didn't get it because he has no courage or integrity. That's chef's kiss. 🤌🏽

🚨 Rep. Thomas Massie just exposed a hidden Epstein list. He says the FBI has been sitting on files naming 20 more men tied to Epstein’s sex trafficking ring — including a high-profile U.S. official. And Kash Patel? Massie says he lied to the American people. They had the list

Found some more ski socks purchased a while ago for trip... I will not run out of winter socks for quite some time. Like, years. 🫣

BREAKING: Portland Frog receives Nobel Peace Prize.

"When the baby emerges from the placenta it absorbs Tylenol residue from the esophagus. If that happens near a WiFi router anyone in the room who is vaccinated is pretty much guaranteed to catch autism" - RFK Jr

OUCHHHH‼️ Journalist: President D. Trump has repeated that he deserved the Nobel Prize. Why didn't he win the Nobel Peace Prize? President of the Nobel Committee: [...] We award this prize only to courageous and upright individuals. Raise our hands ✋ if you agree

🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s purge of the federal government has begun. Russ Vought — the Project 2025 architect — just announced mass firings of up to 700,000 civil servants. This isn’t reform. It’s the fascist blueprint in motion. Congress, the courts, and the people must act now.

One is officially on holidays. Fly out Thursday. ♥️

Dear me 18 months ago. You don't need to buy all the different trekking pants you see.... Good news though: you will have enough for oh, 27 years of adventure. #success 🤦🏻‍♀️

‘For her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela.’ The Nobel Committee has announced Venezuela's opposition leader Maria Corina Machado as this year’s Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Same coffee, same milk, same sugar. WHY CAN'T SOME PEOPLE MAKE A DECENT COFFEE?!

Miss Josie has claimed ownership of the latest box and shredded paper stuffingg to arrive.

WE FOUND THE PORTLAND WAR ZONE PETE !!

My bluebells were out today. And the lilac. #notaeuphemism Yard smelled gorgeous.

LIES! WHEN I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, RUN THE FBI, I'LL DISCLOSE IT ALL. EPSTEIN FILES. TOM HOMAN'S BRIBE. WHY KID ROCK CAN'T SING. SOURCE OF WHITE HOUSE ODOR. PRENUP JD SIGNS WITH SOFAS. WHAT CONDITIONER I USE. WHY DONNY IS SCARED OF TRUTH & SALADS. WHO'S THE HOTTEST GAVIN OF ALL TIME.

Right. Stingoes sprayed all over legs. Ughhhh.

My lower legs are so itchy I could cut them off. Dear gawd!!

HONEY, I SHRUNK THE ECONOMY. POOR DONNY, IT'S ALL SHRINKING. HIS JOBS NUMBERS, HIS APPROVAL, HIS HEIGHT, HIS HANDS - EVERYTHING. SO I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, WILL BUILD A BARBIE BALLROOM FOR OUR PETITE POTUS TO LIVE IN. MAKE AMERICA GROW AGAIN!! (SORRY, NOT YOU, SHRINKY PANTS.) SO SAD.

At the hospital with Mr 23... pilonodial cyst is my diagnosis and I'm right. Turns out he's had it on and off for months. Now it's really flared up, one week out from holiday. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'm on President Trump's side this time. Impeaching the President of Puerto Rico should be his highest priority.