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The good tweets are from me and the bad ones are from my interns

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@excesstential
jp
6 years
POV: you’re on a first date where the guy thinks his music taste is a little too good
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@wideofthepost
austerity is theft
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This makes zero sense. The pressure on Trump to capitulate on an 80-20 issue is from the shutdown, from air traffic being wrecked. By removing that, there's a zero percent chance of a deal on this in December. It's total surrender and brand immolation.
@mkraju
Manu Raju
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Some Ds say Trump's new hardline against extending ACA subsidies prevents a real chance of reaching a bipartisan deal on that, so several are willing to settle for just a standalone vote in order to end shutdown — esp since they think they’ve won on it https://t.co/lHLnBbHPb2
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@excesstential
jp
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pattinson was born in the wrong century. great actor but he was always meant to be a royal court’s mischievous jester, plotting a king’s demise between bouts of physical comedy and funny voices
@battinsonglazer
lili
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this is cracking me up
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whats crazy about this song is: love takes EFFING miles 🤯🫡😜🥰
@MeganBitchell
meg “Yooper” bitchell
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Burst into tears on the train and I’m not even sad!!!!
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Please consider ❤️
@Hussein_Team
Hussein Team for Humanitarian Aid in Gaza🔻🇵🇸
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Donating to Gaza is a moral and humanitarian responsibility towards premature babies and infants🇵🇸 We continue to cook and distribute food to displaced people in Gaza, despite limited resources and our urgent need for your donations to secure baby formula. https://t.co/lyrlMP9MLY
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@arenamagdotcom
Arena Magazine
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Arena is our name, and print is our game.
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bookmarks on this looking like an innocuous woman’s selfie
@excesstential
jp
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look up the cover of Justin Bieber’s Baby by Geese lol it’s so good im not kidding
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look up the cover of Justin Bieber’s Baby by Geese lol it’s so good im not kidding
@TheRockRevival_
The Rock Revival
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Geese - You Get What You Give (New Radicals cover) What a cover 👏🏻 https://t.co/Ytq6aYnuVu
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Please consider ❤️
@Hussein_Team
Hussein Team for Humanitarian Aid in Gaza🔻🇵🇸
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Donating to Gaza is a moral and humanitarian responsibility towards premature babies and infants🇵🇸 We continue to cook and distribute food to displaced people in Gaza, despite limited resources and our urgent need for your donations to secure baby formula. https://t.co/lyrlMP9MLY
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POV you’re about to hear why you shouldn’t believe a better world is possible
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This is blowing my mind. Hillary Clinton knew about racism all the way back in 2016??🤯
@NYAnna22
Hillary Was Right About Everything Ⓥ
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You know who else warned about the poison of racism? Hillary Clinton did in 2016, but people were worried about emails instead.
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While she is only marginally more racist than many representatives, make no mistake: her purpose is to be the ridiculous Overton window-pushing candidate so the republicans that share 98% of her views seems “reasonable” in comparison
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please consider ❤️
@Hussein_Team
Hussein Team for Humanitarian Aid in Gaza🔻🇵🇸
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🇵🇸Donate to children🇵🇸 The team is facing an urgent need to provide infant and premature baby milk within the next two days, as families in Gaza are unable to purchase it. Despite the difficult circumstances, we were able to cook and distribute the food🫂 https://t.co/lyrlMP9MLY
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this is a great sign lets goooo
@MattBruenig
Matt Bruenig
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😉
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@no_earthquake
no earthquake (is back)
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dudes mopping in the replies but this is such a made up problem lmao everybody has insane preferences in the abstract that dissolve the moment u actually run into real people, which aren’t just an amalgamation of characteristics
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jon
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Because I’m gay, women feel safe gossiping with me about their height preferences for guys and lemme tell you if I was a 5’8” straight guy I’d be sticking my head in the oven
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Zohran’s first referendum has to be mandating that stuff like this stays in the groupchat
@lachancenaomi27
naomi
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Fumble of the century
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actually it might he universal healthcare still. idk mannnn
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working a few years with refugees and the unhoused it it 100% decommoditizing housing for me
@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
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Just realized that if someone asked me what my number one issue was I don’t really know what I’d say
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@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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The next mayor of NYC. Yikes
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@ZohranKMamdani
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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@willchamberlain
Will Chamberlain
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We lost NYC because we lost control of our borders Simple as
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@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
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Class divide is back tears in my eyes
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