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@evv821
Evan
1 year
Might be my favorite moment from the final in hindsight. This guy was completely unfazed when Mbappe equalized, he knew he had a date with destiny
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1 year
The Barcelona player just won a World Cup with players from Brighton, Lyon, Aston Villa, and Sevilla, how is this still a thing
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
1 year
Sir Alex Ferguson said this back in 2015 👀
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1 year
Truly amazed to see people complaining about this. The World Cup was held to his head like a gun for the past 15 years, now it’s “just a 7 game tournament”😭
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
1 year
‼️🇦🇷 Lionel Messi is the current favourite to win the 2022 FIFA Best Men’s Player of the year Award on Monday, reports @relevo .
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@evv821
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2 years
Will never understand why he’s judged strictly based on goals. It’s a travesty
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2 years
Sometimes when I watch this guy I struggle to process the gap between his reputation and his actual level. His performance today left me speechless for all the wrong reasons
@lewonv4
lewøn 🦅
2 years
« Ronaldo ne sait pas dribbler »
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2 years
Ronaldo has 17 games in his entire career with a minimum of 5 dribbles completed and 3 chances created. Messi has 149.
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Evan
9 months
at some point you guys gotta let it go and move on with your lives, this can't be healthy
@FutbolMuu
Mu.
9 months
Messi’s team just got a penalty for this. 😭😭😭 This is exactly how he and Argentina won the World Cup.
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2 years
Now it’s just Bernardo Silva, Jota, Felix, Bruno, Nuno Mendes and more against the 39th ranked country in the world😔
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7 months
I thought Barca fans were just gassing it at first but after watching him a few times I can safely say Lamine Yamal is the craziest prospect I’ve seen. How are you doing this at 16
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1 year
Never thought I’d see the day these people tried to rebrand the WORLD CUP as just a “7 game tournament” as if it’s some random trophy😭
@Ultra_Suristic
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1 year
They're gonna give the next Ballon d'Or for 5 penalties in a 7-match tournament and winning a one-team league 😂
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Evan
2 years
Messi is now the first player in Europe to reach double digit goals and assists this season. Not bad for a system player
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2 years
Can’t make this shit up
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3 years
Never seen a team with more swagger than 14/15 Barca. Perfect combination of La Masia heritage and South American flair
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
3 years
😏 Unique entrance: When Dani Alves arrived in style for 2015 final... 😀 @DaniAlvesD2 #UCL | #TBT | @FCBarcelona
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Evan
1 year
Never forget that Argentina were reeling and on the brink of a group stage elimination until this happened out of nowhere. Most clutch goal of his career for me
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2 years
Given the circumstances this is the best performance in European football history
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Evan
3 years
How are people upset about this? He picked the ball up at the halfway line, ran 60 meters, played a one-two, then buried it from outside the box while off-balance. Fully deserved.
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
3 years
The Goal of the Week results are in - and it's good news for Leo Messi 🙌 #UCLGOTW | @Heineken | #UCL
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Evan
2 years
Here you have it folks, the guy has over 1000 g/a and 7 Ballon D’Ors simply because opponents chose not to defend him
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Evan
3 years
So in 2021 Messi has 5 goals in 5 UCL games, 9 G/A at 7 Copa America, and 23 goals in 21 La Liga games. To say he shouldn’t win the bdor because he hasn’t scored in a grand total of 2 French League games is absurd.
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2 years
He’s Argentine not Catalan
@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
2 years
Lionel Messi likes Lautaro's Instagram post.
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Evan
1 year
Messi deadass won the World Cup
Another day at the office for the GOAT.
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Evan
3 years
Where is your shame in the face of allah. If Messi got smoked by Madrid 5-0 yesterday I wouldn’t have shown face for at least a week
@TheRizziah
Mu Fahad.
3 years
Payet humiliating their GOAT. 😭😂
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Evan
2 years
Load one up for today too if you don’t mind
@Iniestactics
Iniestactics
2 years
Messi's disasterclass vs OGC Nice
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Evan
1 year
Ligue 1 ratings about to go through the roof, imagine watching football for the first time during the world cup and finding out these two play on the same team
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@evv821
Evan
10 months
World Cup (golden ball winner) Copa America (gb winner) 4 UCLs 12 league titles 2 trebles 40+ team trophies overall 8 ballon d’or 6 golden boots 2 WC golden balls 800+ goals 350+ assists 91 goals in a year Good luck lol
@RacksRaceSports
Racks Race Sports
10 months
Which past or present footballer’s career do you think would be the HARDEST to replicate? In terms of quality + individual and team achievements.
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Evan
1 year
Brazil really had 8 men forward in the 118th min with a 1-0 lead
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Evan
3 years
Mbappe v Ronaldo: 0 goals in 5 games Mbappe v Messi: 6 goals in 3 games
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Evan
8 months
They're already fuming in the quotes lmao they gave it to a fucking CB over prime Ronaldinho because he won the World Cup, cry me a river that's just how it works
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
8 months
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Lionel Messi is the big favorite to win the 2023 Ballon D'Or ahead of Erling Haaland. [ @goal ]
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Evan
1 year
What do we say to the god of death? Not today
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Evan
3 years
Glad Leo scored a brace but that tap-in/pen combo isn’t fulfilling at all idk how #7 stans do it
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Evan
1 year
Argentina’s had 4 straight elimination games since the Saudi Arabia loss. In those games Messi’s had 3 goals and 2 assists with every single one being absolutely crucial. Genuinely a tournament for the ages given the circumstances
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Evan
23 days
Argentina stumbling upon the best penalty stopper of all time has to be the biggest stroke of luck in Messi’s career. The man is literally a cheat code
@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
23 days
EMI MARTINEZ SILENCES THE FRENCH IN A PENALTY SHOOUTOUT YET AGAIN 🧤💪 ASTON VILLA ADVANCE TO THE #UECL SEMIFINALS 👏
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Evan
11 months
idk how i never realized this before but he didn't even look in Molina's direction once?? what on earth
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
11 months
How he even saw this pass, let alone execute it, will always blow my mind. 🤯
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Evan
3 years
Miroslav Klose scored more than 15 goals in a league season just once in his entire 20+ year career and is the top scorer in World Cup history
@Der_Augustus
AUGUSTUS
3 years
Copa America is so easy Eduardo Vargas won it twice while being the top goalscorer and no one cared. It was never a Ballon d'or argument until Messi won it and then suddenly it became a very important factor. This shows the double standards in Football.
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Evan
6 months
The tension leading up to this game was unlike anything I’ve ever seen in sports, Argentina was too shook to even string a couple passes together in the first half. Really cannot overstate the importance of this goal
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
6 months
🇦🇷🤩 1 year ago today: Lionel Messi's crucial strike from outside the box vs Mexico! Reminder: if Argentina lost this game, they would have been eliminated from the World Cup.
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Evan
3 years
Whenever Messi plays well the narrative shifts to “Copa America is so trash.” Uruguay literally knocked the reigning European champs out of the last WC, please rest lol.
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Evan
3 years
Can’t believe the same people who called Messi ‘Eibarman’ for years are saying Lewa should win a bdor for scoring tons of goals v far weaker opposition than the average La Liga side
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Evan
2 years
All jokes aside 69 goals in a year as a 33 year old is truly mad
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Evan
2 years
Impressive stuff, but you see Barcelona had a system in place that allowed the coaching staff to manipulate the ball via telekinesis from the bench
@Nazzer148
Nazzer✌🏽 🔜
2 years
It’s funny how in 2015 he scored that goal which was proved scientifically impossible and he still didn’t win it looool, Alien
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Evan
3 years
As he should be. If Messi and Covid didn’t exist he’d be picking up his second consecutive Ballon D’Or in December
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Evan
2 years
People will laugh because of the scoreline and how horrendous PSG has been but Messi is rolling the clocks back right now, great performance
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Evan
2 years
Lmao
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Evan
10 months
No “thank you Gotze for saving football” tweets today
@brfootball
B/R Football
10 months
Nine years ago today: World Cup final. 113th minute. Mario Götze. 🏆🇩🇪 (via @FIFAWorldCup )
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Evan
2 years
Messi has 14 assists, 25 big chances created, and 94 key passes in like 23 starts. Elite playmaking season at 35 years of age ffs the game is too easy
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Evan
5 months
He has left a Grand Canyon sized void in european football ffs
@Magical1Messi
MM✨
5 months
Lionel Messi - 2018/19 Season
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Evan
3 years
Last year it was “goals v top 10 sides” now it’s this fugazi stat because Ronaldo has scored just 7 of his 27 league goals against top 10 sides.
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Evan
1 year
Wow look at Barcelona’s system smoking the face off one of Europe’s best defenders in a WC semifinal…crazy
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Evan
13 days
51 goals and 19 assists sounds so fucking fake in hindsight but that was literally just a regular season for him😭
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
14 days
On this day in 2019, Lionel Messi lifted the La Liga trophy for the 10th time. He ended 2018/19 with 70 G/A in 50 games, 51 goals & 19 assists. 🐐🇦🇷
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Evan
1 year
Good luck trying to explain that this guy isn’t the greatest because of some shit about UCL away goals past the r16
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
1 year
Lionel Messi so far this season: ✅ World Cup winner ✅ World Cup Final Player of the Match ✅ World Cup Golden Ball winner ✅ The Best FIFA Men's Player 2022 ✅ 2023 Laureus World Sportsman of the Year ✅ Ligue 1 winner ✅ Most goals all time in Europe's top five leagues (496)
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Evan
2 years
A Messi hattrick for example. I will love it, and I think I deserve it. As I said before Brugge is a fantastic team, fantastic club. But I think I have to have 2,3,4 goals today
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Evan
3 years
??? Messi’s been catching hell for Barca not winning La Liga while Juve finishing 4th is being celebrated
@chiddyafc
Chiddy 🇳🇬
3 years
CL qualification, golden boot and domestic trophy. All that slander for Ronaldo to bag the same accolades as Messi 🤣🤣🤣
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Evan
2 years
If PSG don’t beat City tomorrow there is a 50% chance they draw Chelsea, Bayern or Liverpool in the Ro16
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Evan
3 years
0-0 draw v an 0-5 loss🤔
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2 years
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Evan
3 years
Barca fans who slander Messi think they look like this
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Evan
8 months
This conspiracy shit is actually a shame bc that Argentina team played with a level of intensity and joy I’ve never seen before and couldn’t have been more deserving of what they accomplished
@AlbicelesteTalk
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
8 months
Louis Van Gaal: “When you see how Argentina gets the goals and how we get the goals and how some Argentina players went over the line and weren't penalized, I think it was all premeditated game.” @NOS 🗣️🇳🇱
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Evan
2 years
This is actually 2019 Messi, I can’t believe my eyes
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Evan
3 years
Mbappe started a beef with Giroud, kicked Griez off fk duty despite never scoring one in his career, and then tried to play the hero taking the last pen. Don’t feel the least bit sorry for him lol he needed to be humbled
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Evan
3 years
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2 years
Is there anyone else in the history of this sport who would get slander for scoring an overhead kick? I think not
@TimelineCR7
The CR7 Timeline.
2 years
He thinks he's him. 😂
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Evan
5 months
I’m legit curious what the thought process is for people who genuinely think everything is rigged for Messi. Like what is the logic there
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Evan
1 year
This is still killing me
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Evan
2 years
Messi FC watching these Tottenham and Arsenal games
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Evan
3 years
Pr7 fans kill me man. How are you trying to force Messi slander today when he scored and your guy is fighting for a top 4 place with 3 goals in his last 10 games
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Evan
11 months
Yeah man this is 2021 all over again. He’s actually won his 8th ballon d’or, unreal
@DxBruyneSZN
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Evan
1 year
Sheer brilliance from Barcelona’s system in the comfort zone that is the most pressure packed tournament in all of sports
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Evan
3 years
I hope I don’t see any Messi fans whining about open play goals after this match lol, this is an absolute monsterclass and they’re playing rugby out there
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Evan
2 years
The system player narratives were always trash, but seeing them get shredded in real time by a 35 year old Messi well past his prime is a beautiful sight
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Evan
3 months
Man I can’t even imagine what it was like to watch that tournament unfold as a Cristiano stan. Real pain
@MythfieIder
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3 months
he thought Messi was getting knocked out after weghorst equalized 😂
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Evan
2 years
In 15 fewer matches and with over 3 months he left in the year, Messi now has the same amount of non-penalty goals as he did in 2020 when he was still at Barcelona. “System player”
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Evan
2 years
Why did you leave out Uruguay, Chile, and Colombia?
@SelecaoTalk
All Things Brazil™ 🇧🇷
2 years
MESSI statpadding vs minnows only further amplifies his goalscoring failures when it really matters 🇦🇷 8 vs Bolivia 5 vs Estonia 4 vs Venezuela 3 vs 🇧🇷 u23, Haiti ,Guatemala & Panama Friendlies: 39 in 48 = 0.81 goals per game Competitive Games: 47 in 114 = 0.41 goals per game
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Evan
3 years
You tell me
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Evan
2 years
Messi playing like an NFL quarterback today, insane passing display so far
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Evan
2 years
This whole tweet is nuts but in particular it takes a special talent to somehow blame Messi for the Las Vegas incident.
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Evan
2 years
If you told me a few years ago Messi would still be leading Europe in dribbles and bagging goals/assists every game at 35 I’d have laughed. The longevity is astounding
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Evan
1 year
PSG is an eyesore at times for sure but Mbappe and Messi’s careers overlapping at the same club like this is historic stuff, very cool to witness
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Evan
1 year
Barca’s system bailing out Argentina on the verge of a group stage elimination ffs
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Evan
2 years
Cristiano has 1 goal headed into November, fallen behind the likes of Elanga and Sancho in the depth chart, and has been a toxic distraction all season. I’d rather Messi leave European football before he reaches that stage.
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Evan
7 months
He just turned 16 too he was 15 during the pre-season wtf
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Evan
2 years
These are grown men. Please send the flood @god
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Evan
2 years
At the time I remember being slightly underwhelmed by that performance lol. Really took for granted being able to witness this stuff week in, week out.
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Evan
1 year
A goal made in La Masia🤩
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Evan
1 year
Messi has 7 goals & 7 assists in 11 games between this WC and Copa America ‘21. So happy for him that he seems to have finally found some peace of mind leading Argentina and can just focus on doing what he does best.
@cuticoge
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Evan
2 years
This is so gross lol. According to a new book by @GuillemBalague detailing Messi’s exit from Barca, Laporta couldn’t be bothered to break the news to Messi’s camp himself and even refused to accompany Messi at the press conference announcing it.
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Evan
1 year
@rentfreeiyh Not how it works sadly. If Kolo Muani kicked that ball a few inches higher it would be his
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Evan
2 years
Messi has a completely different energy about him. Not trying to make excuses for his form last season, but all bias aside it’s obvious he was in a really bad place mentally after getting kicked out of Barca
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Evan
2 years
“Only won 1 after Iniesta-Xavi left” lmao there has only been 1 ballon d’or awarded since they both left and guess who won it.
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Evan
7 months
@MikeKnowsBall He’s already more polished than 90% of the wingers in Europe it makes no sense
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Evan
3 years
Indeed
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Evan
2 years
@Muneeb_08 Tbf you could pick out any combination of numbers and stats beyond goals scored and the gap would be massive
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Evan
11 months
Elon really approved a community note from crisgoat777, Vinicius doesnt have 20 assists
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
11 months
Messi is the only player from Europe’s top 5 leagues with 20 goals and 20 assists in all competitions this season 🔥 Leaves PSG on top.
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Evan
3 years
Neymar was unreal but the attack didn’t really look fluid at all. 16th placed Bordeaux registered twice as many shots and accumulated more xG, they just scraped by through individual brilliance as usual.
@EiFSoccer
EiF
3 years
Not a knock on Messi, as he’s still the genius we all know and the 1st name on any team sheet, but tonight has been the most fluid PSG have looked all season in attack. Mbappé as good as ever and Neymar looking unstoppable like his usual self. Poch needs to solve the puzzle.
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Evan
2 years
Can’t help but admire the shamelessness of this spin
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Evan
2 years
I was told they were resting players v Argentina for this match lmaoo
@Azzurri
Nazionale Italiana ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
2 years
Gli 11 #Azzurri 💙 scelti dal Ct Mancini per 🇮🇹 #Italia 🆚 #Germania 🇩🇪 ⏱️ Oggi, ore 20.45 🏟️ Stadio Dall’Ara - #Bologna 📺 In diretta su #Rai1 #ItaliaGermania #ItaGer #Nazionale #VivoAzzurro
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Evan
2 years
You guys spammed that Chile penalty miss gif every single day for years, what the hell are you talking about?
@RonaldoW7_
Sheikh Hammad
2 years
Chile won this tournament 2 Consecutive Years 😭😭 and no one cared messi fans have hyped this tinpot trophy like it is World Cup 😂
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Evan
2 years
Somebody’s son is having a convo with himself from multiple ‘honest fan’ accounts. What an app
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2 years
Insanely petty tweet
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@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
2 years
Back to back Champions League hattricks: • Cristiano Ronaldo, Bayern, Atlético • Luiz Adriano, BATE Borisov x2 • Karim Benzema, PSG, Chelsea
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Evan
1 year
@papi11_chulo “Ligue 1 > the World Cup” is certainly a take..my god
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1 year
Tf do you mean "if this was #7 " lmao he hasn't won a World Cup, has he
@lj7aza
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1 year
If this was #7
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