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Juan Gómez González a.k.a JUANITO: If I weren't a player, I'd be an Ultra Sur!

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Estadio Santiago Bernabéu 1986
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They're gonna give the next Ballon d'Or for 5 penalties in a 7-match tournament and winning a one-team league 😂
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This is the most satisfying thing I've ever seen 😆
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Real Madrid in UCL 2021-22
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No one "deserves" UCL 2022 more than Real Madrid.
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The @ToniKroos of Indoor Bowling
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Q: Confident going to Manchester? Rudiger: "We are Real Madrid. We are always confident."
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Dance battle between the Arab and Brazilian fans 😂
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Alex Ferguson was a monster.
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Best player presentation ever
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Di Maria tearing Puyol a new one never gets old.
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Mbappe-Messi on the pitch and PSG's best player was a 36-year old Ramos. Real Madrid DNA.
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Iker has me sick to my stomach.... imagine sharing the shower with Cristiano but you crush on Puyol instead. Absolute disrespect.
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Just imag... No, I don't even need to imagine the press and reactions if Cristiano did this
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I don't want Vinicius to dance at the Wanda. I want whoever scores to do the Vini dance when they score and if Vini scores and I want the whole team and Ancelotti in the dugout to do the Vini dance. Imagine a 30 man squad and coaching staff doing a choreographed dance in sync lol
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Cristiano won a Champions League with Real Madrid and then left. Just saying.
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Mendy absolutely washing Pedri
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Thank you to Real Madrid for teaching us how to comeback
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Legends
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Messi's favorite pose is back 😂😂😂
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Maybe this is Karma for making fun of Messi's 6 league goals last season.
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MARCA: Real Madrid have shown they can win the league against Messi's Barca without Cristiano. INJECT IT!
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Xavi: "The Champions League is being cruel to us... in Munich, in Milan, in today's match." King of excuses is back!
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Hazard ripping Klopp's Liverpool apart 🔥
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Gavi = ZERO football ability
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Florentino making the French dream team without Zidane 😥
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14th NOV 2006: An 18-year old Marcelo arrives at Real Madrid to sign his first contract.
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BRO IM OFFICIALLY A SAUDI FAN NOW LMAOOOOOO
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My GOAT being forced to defend at the goal line for these bums 😭😭😭😭😭
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Those who dream of Real Madrid, work till the end to get to Real Madrid.
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28th April 2010: Barcelona keeper Valdes stopping Mourinho from celebrating with away fans at the Camp Nou after his historic treble winning Inter played more than an hour with 10-men to knock Pep's sextuple Barça out of the Champions League. Never forget
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Forget Liverpool, even the press thinks the 3-1 last year didn't happen 😂
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ESPNFC & GOAL would be riding this till New Years if it was Messi
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Modric babysitting Militao 😂
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Karim Benzema is the best French striker in football history.
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I can't stop watching this
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Day 7 of no football:
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If City don't win the UCL this season, Pep is absolutely finished.
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A minute of silence for all the Barca fans who stayed up seeing City's 2 goal lead in the 90th minute.
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Mbappe? Florentino Perez: "Real Madrid will always continue working to have the best players. And as for Mbappe, it's a topic that's already in the past." Drop that F**king mic
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If you'd have said in 2015 that Lucas will outlast Cristiano & Ramos at Real Madrid, you'd be sent to Arkham Asylum.
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Never let disrespect slide twice. Ramos reminding everyone he is, and forever will be, the biggest baddest Champions League player at P$G.
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Who needs Mbappe?
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This is 100x more satisfying now.
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⭐ Cristiano assisting himself to humiliate Pique.
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Cristiano: "In 20 years, no-one will look back and say; ‘they played better, they created more chances.’ It just depends on who wins."
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Hazard: "I hope I never get injured again because I want to give the team everything. I want to turn around everything that has happened to me. I want to play a lot here and win titles. I want to be important." #UCLfinal Man's got me in my feelings again 🥺
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#RestinPeace to the millions upon millions of victims of British colonialism.
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Camavinga: "Relax, Relax... I came to Real Madrid to play this game, a Champions League final. I came to Real Madrid because it was my DREAM since I was very young. The club of my dreams." #UCLfinal Shat on Mbastard
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RIP Arthur 😔
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Newly promoted Cádiz have BEATEN Barcelona! Wow!
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Newly promoted Cadiz have BEATEN Real Madrid! Wow!
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The Messi Champions League pose is back 😂😂😭😭
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Our remontadas aren't exclusive to the UCL
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Real Madrid nabbed Chelsea's best player ever, their best GK at the time and now currently their best CB. Next their best RB? 😈
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tears in my eyes.... the Ramos we grew up watching and loving is finally back 😍
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Cristiano pulling Mbappe's head & Kylian can't do anything but laugh because he's Ronaldo 😄
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ROMA WIN!!!! #UECL
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Barça manager Koeman: "Messi and Cristiano are the best players of the last 15 years. It's not fair to have to say who's better. I admire them both." #Bar çaJuve Getting sacked in the morning.
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Real Madrid are already printing #APorLa15 shirts.
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Carlos Queiroz beating hypocrites at their own game 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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I was literally helping you all game bruh
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Shakira when Cristiano missed 5 minutes later Shakira when Ronaldo scored the winner
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Salah: "I want to win the Ballon d'Or. For this year, the defeat against Real Madrid is a disadvantage, even if I played a GOOD GAME in the final. But it doesn't cancel out everything I've achieved for months. Let's wait for the vote." Wait... Salah played in the final?
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🐐🐐
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Benzema only got City on his mind.
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@elatticus ngl i was expecting this
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Kroos telling Vini to focus and let his football do the talking because these refs will never listen or stop the countless fouls.
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Wish it could've been different but Bale's a Real Madrid all-time great during this golden period.
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Imagine both injury free and at their peak in the same team... life's just not fair.
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Give the penalty to Rodrygo. He's on a hat-trick. Ramos:
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Nacho with his brother after full-time. Memories that will last a lifetime. This is football heritage. More than just a game ❤
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Xavi trying to raise his eyebrow like Ancelotti for a comeback 💀💀💀
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Look at the time 😭
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😆 Mourinho on Barcelona & Juventus: “The failed sharks of the Champions League are going to arrive in the Europa League. They shouldn't come but it's the reality. It's going to be fun. The failures of the Champions League.”
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This should've been the UCL goal of the season imo
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Rodrygo hype deserves to be 100x more than the Ansu Fati prop.
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Vintage Mourinho's Madrid counter vibes... one mistake is all we need.
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imagine taking the UberEats league seriously
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Wake up P$G. It's all over.
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👑 Zidane's Madrid owned Klopp's Liverpool.
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Vinicius to Ferran: "Shut up, you're shit." LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Benzema 🤝🏻 Ozil
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Deserves better. Should've never have left 😔
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Tchouameni: "Mbappe decided to stay in Paris, knowing that I would surely leave Monaco. He wanted to know if I could go to PSG, but I told him that my first option was Real Madrid and he understood perfectly. I reach the best team in the world and I'm not afraid of competition."
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FIFA World Ranking: 14. Switzerland 110. Estonia
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The protection Gavi gets in Spain is INSANE... the clearest red card you'll ever see.
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Went after a 22-year old Reguilon last season and now a 19 year old Joao Felix.... Role model Messi finally taking on kids his own size.
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HT: Racists 0-2 Real Madrid
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Zidane and Pep after the game. Zizou still eager to learn more & Pep gladly explaining 👍🏻 #MCIRMA
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🤬 Messi apparently towards the Dutch camp, "What are you looking at you fool.... you look dumb... keep walking fool." We all know the headlines tomorrow if this was Cristiano 😂
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Barça made Abidal do the dirty work by firing Setien over lunch and then 24 hours later, fired Abidal himself. #M ésQueUnClub
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Modric mimicking the ref after Rodrygo's VAR penalty 😂 #ElClasico
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Never forget, Rodrygo was to be sacrificed if Mbappe had come. He responded by being instrumental in Real Madrid winning their 14th UCL.
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Vinicius own those Pathetico racists
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Tikitaka? Nahhh give me some ⚡ Real Madrid blitzkrieg ⚡
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Comparing VVD to Ramos was the biggest hoodwink job in football history.
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