If you got into programming because you thought you wouldn't have to interact with other people, I'm sorry. Someone lied to you.

How do we primary Elon Musk

MINNEAPOLIS GOTHIC 35W is under construction. 35W has always been under construction. Your friend’s mother says she remembers driving the entire stretch once, long ago. You don’t believe her. a squirrel tries to make eye contact with you. You know better than to acknowledge it.

Dear tech recruiters, If you're considering cold-calling someone: Don't.

"Shop early Black Friday deals at @Target!" IT. IS. OCTOBER. 6TH.

Art museums should provide breastfeeding maps, which would be a list of benches in front of something interesting enough to look at for 20 minutes

Since I now have fewer rights than a corpse, can I stop paying taxes?

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

@eryno It feels really weird for them to offer this stuff which I love but also openly donate to GOP anti-gay politicians. I say this as a former queer designer at target corporate. We should hold them to a higher standard now. It’s no longer 2008.

C'mon, they have "congrats on coming out" cards!!!! I would have died if I got one of those back when!

Target has not been perfect (and if you're expecting any corporation to be, you're delusional), but from where I'm sitting, they have been unashamedly supporting Minneapolis queers for much longer than it's been cool for #brands to do so.

Look, I'm as uncomfortable with corporate rainbow-washing as the next queer, but I need to say how powerful it is that a display of gender-affirming undies, swimwear, and *compression tops* is literally the first thing you see when you walk into this @Target

btw, did I tell you all that I'm pregnant?

Fortunately I wised up by the time she asked "What 'the music die' mean?" I told her it's like when we say the tablet died. We are now progressively retconning the song to be about how the singer felt when his music player ran out of batteries.

I thought it was awesome that my 3yo was into "American Pie" by Don McLean. Then she started asking what it meant. So far I've had to explain plane crashes, why he'd cry when he read about a widow bride, and whiskey and rye.

Do you like node.js and playing on cloud servers? Want to process financial transactions for 2mil+ monthly active teams? Come work for me at Trello.

we should really rename ADHD to something that describes the symptoms rather than something that describes how we burden other people

We may create a resource documenting Minnesota restaurants and bars that require proof of COVID vaccination from patrons. Would this be useful…? Super brief survey follows. (If you're a subscriber, we have a different survey for you to use.)

Remember when Twitter was fun?

The bad #COVID19 news continues in MN — partially explained by some data snafus, but mostly very real. Not only are new cases expanding, they’re *accelerating*. Same for positivity rate, now over 7%.

I once read that your manager has a greater impact on your health than your doctor and I think about it a lot