RT @RealChrisCal: Bada boom it’s da uncle who by the way he looks and talks you’d think is gonna have a wretched opinion about diversity in….

"Emails about lost items at the office while I'm working from home, anxiety" is the new "Hearing someone's cellphone ringing in public and I can't answer it, anxiety".

Idea: All inclusive, luxurious music festival on a tropical island. high ticket price, but you need to be vaccinated against COVID. i’ll call it “Pfizer Festival” . .

This might be the most Minnesotan headline ever. "A woman from northern Minnesota says it only took moments for carjackers to strike during her visit to the Twin Cities.". It's gettin' bad down in The Cities. .

LT 1 inch short of the Great Halloween blizzard of ‘91. did I ever tell you that story? Well, I had decided to clean the gutters that day, and. .

Of course “they” did. .

COVID or GOHOME. Anyone come up with that yet?.

RT @TheMinnesotanCo: Dear local media outlets, stop telling Minnesotans to stay home all weekend over 5” of snow. There are many outdoor w….

Hot Take: Greta Van Fleet sounds like Heart, not Led Zeppelin.

Watching “The Secret of NIMH” with My Daughter. better than I remember. She is enjoying it quite a bit :-).

My kids pumped up their tires and rode bikes around the block, and played basketball and tennis on the driveway; Spring is finally here.

That whole “Big Boys Toys” thing is REALLY weird. ick.

I ran a @Wizards_DnD adventure today for six kids aged 8-11 today; they fought some Goblins, a Wolf, and a Hippogriff; met some Fairies, and befriended an Ogre. 4 of the 6 had never played before. Everyone had a great time and wants to play some more. :-) Mission Accomplished!.

I didn’t think the State of the Union was going to happen. rehearsal speech? 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Just emptied the entire contents of my water softener onto my driveway. Whatchu doing?!? #mnwx.

The snow is pretty, but all that rain tomorrow is gonna melt it so. meh. #climatechange.

Now watching Die Hard with my wife. Merry Xmas.

Watching Nacho Libre with my sick Son on Xmas Eve. whatcha doing? :-).

*1pm on the first wednesday of the month in minnesota*. my brain:.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it. person: why are the sirens going off??.

person: they're saying we need to throw out all of our lettuce. my brain:.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it.don't say it. me: NO LEAVES SHALL ROMAINE!!!.