WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

Headline writers not messing about

Thanks to @JackElsom for sending this idea for Wetherspoons in every hospital. Great idea, but sadly vetoed by the Chancellor during Budget negotiations. Thanks also to the person who suggested I be fired out of a cannon to raise money for the NHS. No. https://t.co/KErAXPrURG

Millions of people use Buy-Now, Pay-Later to manage their finances - but protections are needed to stop people racking up unmanageable debt. I promised to take action before the election and now we are delivering on regulating the BNPL sector. https://t.co/6SHGEOwUqi

The most amazing #NorthernLights display in Whitley Bay 🩷💙 Feeling very lucky!

Dear Prime Minister, It’s time for #EqualPlay #ParalympicsGB 🟰

wanting jonnie peacock to win because i’m british vs wanting hunter woodall to win because the alchemy by taylor swift

Sorry I do not reach out as often as I used to, I have been second guessing my career path,debating my life choices,and sleeping in any free time I get to escape the reality that is my life.

The last look at my bed before leaving for work.

Having never watched BMX before in my life, i am fully invested in the #OlympicGames #Paris2024 final!! Come on Kieran! Bring it home for the north east! #BMXfinal

Twitter on Election Night is my favourite

When you’re a returning officer in Blyth at 11 & presiding over a Salem witch trial at midnight

I'm honestly more excited about Blyth vs Sunderland than Labour vs Tories. #GeneralElection2024

Happy 100th anniversary to the Ceaser Salad! The ultimate girl dinner 🩷

1 hour left to vote! Get to the polling station if you haven’t already. Dexter and I voted via postal vote on Monday #GeneralElection2024 #Elections2024 #dogsatpollingstations #Dogsatpostalboxes

A NIGHT WHICH JUST CANNOT BE TOPPED! Well worth the wait 🫶 @taylorswift13 really does know how to keep an audience on its toes! @taylornation13 #LondonTSTheErasTour

Three moments when Wembley #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR lost their fucking minds; 1. When travis kelce came on stage during #ttpd 2. When Gracie Abrams came out to sing us 3. When she gave us out of the woods x is it over now x clean

And by the way, I’m going out tonight 💃 Introducing Tube Map (Taylor’s Version) ✨ #LDNTaylorsVersion #LondonTSTheErasTour

this is going to be such a lit summer isn’t it. Elections. Euros. No surrender three month bender