serpentine feline
@em_bem222
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I’m so glad I’m not a guy n I don’t have to worry about what different variation of handshake/dap up I have to do w/ every dude I meet or know jesus I think the potential awkwardness of fucking it up would b way too much pressure for me :/
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bring back intermissions in movies like they had in olden times it’s the perf amt of time for me to smk my b0ng
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genuinely how the fck are you supposed to peel the flaky shit off of ginger without it taking an eternity
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i hate having a body, it's so high maintenance. shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it's all very stupid
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nobody disturb him he's found the perfect vibe
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Stop making AI videos of yourself, return to tradition and make the 2000s elf yourself style videos
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“how did people write essays before chatgpt” so there’s this thing called thinking <3
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If he didn’t want a bad bitch he shouldn’t have married one
Keke Palmer’s boyfriend Darius Jackson publicly shames her for outfit she wore to Usher concert.
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being in my 20’s makes me want to scream at the top of my lungs bro what do you mean I have to work in piss and shit and some girl who took marketing gets to do SoulCycle in the middle of the fucking day and take her dog to work I’m livid
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tell me why I always cut it so close when I try and make Caltrain 🤦🏼♀️
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I just wanna go to Greece and meet the love of my life while sharing a pair of jeans that fit me and my best friends perfectly is that too much to ask
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if I’m not 80 yrs old and taking care of a garden just take me out
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