is our desire to attend this party sincere, or are we simply yielding to external pressure?

in Zara throwing up

I go to sleep the same day I wake up but my friend she wakes up the same day she goes to sleep

The cops let the shooter in, refused to go in and stop him, and then kept parents out. If this doesn’t change your views on policing I don’t know what will.

Onlookers urged police to charge into the Texas grade school where a gunman killed 19 children and two teachers, a witness says. The rampage lasted upwards of 40 minutes, ending when the 18-year-old shooter was killed by a Border Patrol team.

2 types of people: 1) stand up as soon as the plane lands and 2) smart people

I have a lot to say, but I must rest

it's cool that supermarkets have that free grape section

It's a beautiful day to smell your lady's butt

stunt so hard

catch me in the self check out line ringing up avocados as bananas

The president doesn't know how to read

JUST IN: House strikes down Obama-era regulation that blocked gun sales to mentally ill https://t.co/ZgkvLY7lex

ugly people think they're smarter than you

when it's 11 degrees out

I grew my hair out to be like the surfer emoji guy but then they changed the surfer emoji and now I'm all alone