I hate when waiters try to act smart by remembering my order. I don’t trust you. Write it down and don’t fuck it up. This isn’t mastermind bitch.

B!tches will have STD's and still call themselves a snack. Okay food poisoning.

my problem is i see the good in whores

it’s crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, non-cooking ass, cashapp begging ass hoe

@danyyylopz 20 años y sigues con la tremenda vergota del licenciado Calderón bien metidota.

Girl texting me “why are u ignoring me???” Because I just got a fresh fade You aren’t hot enough to talk to when I’m this clean I’ll be busy trying to chat badder b*tches You’ll hear from me in 1-2 business weeks when the fade expires Cold world.

@AFpost 5000 retweets ill release the txts of her begging for money for her "company" and begging to see me again.

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This after swimming used to hit so hard back in the day...

You niggas out here making these ran through ass hoes feel important 😂😂

Iran bomb Atlanta right now on bro we not scared of shit

cosas que hare cuando salga el gta 6 atropellar 2 viejas follar con 2 o 3 putas hacer carreras ilegales con gitanos meterme cocaina atracar una gasolinera encender la play y abrir el gta

I’m not saying she’s a good person and I’m not saying she deserves money. But if another kid is stealing my 5 year old girls stuff at a park I will also call them whatever racial slurs I come up with that I think will hurt their feelings. Fuck that thieving ass kid.

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a girl will ruin your whole day then go get drinks and food all night with her hoe ass friends

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could’ve said that to a bad bitch

Asking a question during a lecture is 0 aura, real niggas go home confused

ahhh te vale vrg nuestra relación inexistente? va, va.

Stressed? Get some bitches. Sad? Get some bitches. Happy? Get some bitches. Poor? Get some bitches. Rich? Get some bitches. Dying? Get some bitches. Alive? Get some bitches.