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If SEPTA can’t manage to run a functioning train system, then they should start covering my wages for every day I can’t get into the office either on-time or at all due their incompetence.

One of my favorite ornaments 🙃

Still traumatized by this Punky Brewster episode. 🕷️

Somebody should check the freshly poured concrete in the East Wing for the Epstein files before it dries.

Peace Valley ☮️

the gods have smiled upon us tonight. #SummerSlam

Why does my community thinks it’s a good idea to schedule landscaping work that requires chainsaws on a Saturday at 8am?

Duckbutt 🦆

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Outerbanks 💕

this beach vacation is sponsored by malibu bay breeze 🍹

Bring Her Back was f*cked up, but like in a good way #screamunseen @AMCTheatres @bringherbackmov

Seeing The Weeknd last night in New York at the Robin Hood Benefit was absolutely amazing. 🫶

I have a new horror/suspense movie idea for @MNightShyamalan … and it’s just a documentary of my daily commute on SEPTA.

Are you this old?

Emotional intimacy is knowing to not cheer someone up and instead say “I know this is hard. I know it’s sucks.” Then sitting in silence. There’s something so comforting about a person who doesn’t need to fix you.

Finally got my email from OnPeak for #SDCC hotels. LOL ok. I’m just super happy Mario got our first choice hotel yesterday and we already confirmed.

I’ve been sitting on my 45-minute train since 7:05am… At what point does @septa give me a refund???

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