everytime i say “i hate it here 😩” i say it like Jaden Smith on Karate Kid

Me: I can study with music, it helps me concentrate Also me 5 mins later:

girls be like “i know a spot” but miss 3 turns and an exit with the GPS on

Why is ending racism a debate?

this is amazing omg

All 50 states.

They arrested thousands of people to avoid arresting four. Let that sink in.

me at the bar trying to get the bartender’s attention while they ignore me for 20 minutes

My heart says yes but my mum says no

my mom when she sees me getting ready to leave YET AGAIN

WE GONNA TREAT 2020 LIKE 2016 ++®️ 🙄🔥

im already on thin ice with this shit brain

mans really wearing his fishermans beanie to the gym okeh

I stg some people don’t know public bathroom courtesy 🤢

be the energy you want to attract.

how am I gonna be sitting in the wholeass back room eating my dinner and a customer asks me if I work here??? like no I just come eat here for fun 💀